Young Writers discussion

We've all played this. Pose two equally awful options, force someone to hypothetically choose.

Would you rather eat a wolf spider or suck on worms?

Taylor [formerly Timothy] wrote: "Would you rather eat a wolf spider or suck on worms?"

suck on worms, I guess.

WYR write a bad story with good, developed charactors, or write a good story with horrible, undeveloped charactors?

How do you have a good story with horrible, undeveloped characters? Do you mean horrible like they have really bad traits, or horrible like you wrote them badly?
I guess, based on my understanding of the question, a bad story with good developed characters. Because then I can write another, good story, with the same good characters! ;)

WYR have your hair or nails grow an inch a day?

Hair. You can tie hair back and cut it easily, but you;d spend way too much time triming your nails.

WYR be in the way of a tsunami or a bushfire?

Tsunami cos I detest fire even more!

WYR:
Eat mouldy cheese and 2 year old sprouts ONLY for the rest of your life

OR

never watch TV again??

Never watch TV again. It's been awhile since I've watched TV.

WYR take a bath in blood or urine?

Ugghhh oh man. Urine, I guess. Wouldn't be so bad as long as I held my breath ... >.<

Would you rather have an ordinary home in an extraordinary location or an extraordinary home in an ordinary location?

The first one, I think.


Would you rather lose both of your hands or both of your feet?

Feet.

WYR die or live the rest of your life as an invalid?

Die.

Would you rather live caged in good health or in the wild dirt poor?

Wild dirt poor, lol, been there done that ;P


Would you rather have indigestion for a week or run with scissors? (Sorry, couldn't resist -_-)

Get beat-up verbally or physically?

Verbally; you know that old saying.

Would you rather eat a cricket or an earthworm?

Hmm . . probably the worm, just because there would be less limbs to worry about x)

Starve or suffocate? (*Shivers* Both are slow, glad I don't have to answer it XD)

Suffocate... I suppose that would be slightly quicker... Ugh...

Would you rather be rich or famous? (One or the other, not both)

Rich! I hate crowds, so rich would be just fine ;P


Would you rather be able to fly or turn invisible?

Able to fly, of course! I've always wanted to be a bird or something.

Would you rather marry Voldemort or Hitler?

Meh. I'm heterosexual…. Hitler, I suppose.

WYR eat raw beef or cooked cow stomach?

Ew, raw beef.


Would you rather wash cars for four fours hours straight, not profit ~or~ lean out a porta potty?

Clean out the PortaPotty -- I can't smell.

WYR break your pinky or middle finger?

((Btw, cooked cow stomach isn't so bad as long as you don't know what you're eating.))

Um, which hand? If it's my right hand, my middle finger. If it's my left, pinky.

Would you rather eat nothing but candy for the rest of your life or eat nothing but eggs?

Candy!! Lol, even though my teeth would probably fall out x)

Would you rather be surrounded by friends who aren't really that close ~or~ have one good friend that is really close? Be honest x)

The second one for sure.

Would you rather eat something with chiles that you know is going to make your mouth be on fire (but then be over later) or eat something extremely good (like, the best food in the world) that you know will give you food poisoning afterwards?

That's hard, I'd say the first though because I won't die from spiciness.

Would you rather publish one very good book in your lifetime that you are really pleased with, but you don't make a lot of money for it, or publish a bunch of really crappy books that end up making a fortune?

Depends on what the homework was and long long each page would take me, but probably that.


Would you rather kill one of your family members or one of your friends?

. . . . *Cough*Family*Cough* but I do plan to keep my murdering record rather low ;P


That gave me an idea: Would you rather get stuck on an island with no food, or your most annoying relative?

@Elizabeth. That's a really interesting question. I guess I'm a horrible person but I say my enemy dies. I'm not a selfless hero.

@Maiven. My most annoying relative for sure. One reason being I don't actually have a most annoying relative.

WYR die and go to heaven or die and be reborn?

Heaven!!! I hear they have awesome food :D Besides, I'd rather not repeat my life :/

Would you rather eat your most hated food, or be forced to sleep in a roach infested room? (I guess that's not really that hard, lol)

Eat most hated food, yeah, that's not hard.


WYR never make another friend and be stuck with the ones you've got or always be making new friends but never keep them for more than a year?

-_-' That last one totally described my life, so I'd have to say the first xD

Would you rather live on your own and be able to do whatever you want, but be lonely every night ~or~ live in a home with strict rules, but at least you get along with them most of the time?

Meh, I have to go :/

That's really hard. I need alone time or I can't function, but loneliness really sucks... I guess a home with strict rules, if I had to choose. It would probably be better for me.

Would you rather have millions of dollars and not be able to choose what to buy or be dirt poor but have the option?

Depends on the situation... I'll usually pick the easy way unless the hard way is the only correct or right choice.

Would you rather only be able to watch TV shows or movies for the rest of your live?

Vinegar. I could drink that stuff straight no problem.

WYR drink toilet water or grapefruit juice and milk?

Er, like, clean toilet water? 'Cause I pick that. But if it's dirty toilet water,,, definitely grapefruit juice and milk...

Toilet water from a toilet that has just been pissed in and then freshly flushed.

Wyr have five kids or no kids?

5 kids. Or more. I love them.

Would you rather be alone or have five people trying to get your attention?

I'd rather be alone. Forced social interaction is one of my least favorite things. Ever.

Would you rather be mute or blind?

Both. At the same time.

WYR lick a metal pole in winter or cut off the tip of your tongue?

Hmm . . skydive XD If I'm gonna die, at least I'll die doing something I've always wanted to do x)

Swim through sewer water or eat a cockroach?

Eat a cockroach, at least their edible.

Compete in the hunger games with only a toothpick or face off against Voldemort in a wizard's dual?

Wand; I'd be far more likely to have an accident with a lightsaber.

Be shot or watch your best friend be shot?

Be shot. Definitely.

Jail time for something you didn't do, or be hunted by some freak criminal all your life?

Jail time for something I didn't do.

Die painlessly but early or horribly after having lived a long life?

Painlessly but early. One of my fears is actually growing old.

WYR move around all the time but be really close with your family or have a consistent home and group of friends but have a strained relationship with your family? (I can't phrase any of these succinctly.)

The latter, because that is my life. Stay close to the fam and pals, but only really get along with the friends.

WYR read Pride and Prejudice or Twilight?

Definitely the first :)

Live in a feminist country (or one rules by woman if you're a dude, I guess XD) or a place where your gender said to be better, but is expected to do ALL the work

Oops, that was for Maxy xP

I'm not really sure how to answer that, since "feminist" doesn't mean that women are in power or dominant over men; it means that they're equal to men. But I guess the first one (even if I'm not really sure what you mean), since I think both genders need to work together in order for society to function. We can't depend on one gender to do all the work.

WYR freeze to death or burn to death? (Haha I know, morbid, but OH WELL.)