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Anger: Welcome everyone. My name is-- WOULD YOU QUIET DOWN JOY I'M TRYING TO MAKE AN INTRODUCTION HERE!
*clears throat*
Welcome, everyone. My name is Anger. You can ask me any question you like. I probably won't answer it anyway. But it's worth a shot, right?

Hiro: So, you're… my Anger? This place is weirder than nerd school.

Hiro: Well, this is a popular topic *messes around with Anger's newspapers*

Anger: Hey, don't touch those! *grabs Hiro*

Hiro: And I can sure see why…

Mickey: Hey, I have an idea! Why don't we all just get along? Oh boy!

Anger: *grumbles*

Hiro: *rolls eyes* Hey, what's this? *picks up a book titled Managing Your Anger: For Dummies*

Anger: *turns redder than he already is* That is mine, and it's none of your business!

Hiro: *giggles* Dummy.

Anger: WHAT did you call me?!

Hiro: Nothing! Nothing...

Anger: *calls into empty darkness* Hello? ... Hello?


Hello?! Anybody out there?!

*growls* This is great, just great.

Anger: *head explodes with fire* Aaaaaaah! I HATE silence.

Sadness: It makes me sad to see you so upset.

Snow: Would you like a pie?

Daisy: Grow up, Anger.

Anger: Grow up?! Do you have ANY idea how old I am?!

*breathes*

A pie? Thank you!

Me: Anger why are you so angry?

Anger: I think you just answered your own question.

Anger: I am Anger. People invented the word "angry" because of me.

Anger: *reads news paper* *chews gum* *spins in chair* *hums*

нerмeѕ ♦ ι'∂ яαтнεя ∂яεαм ♦ wrote: "Anger: I am Anger. There's no way for me to be anything different. People invented the word "angry" because of me."

Me: Why do people turn red when their angry? Did you decide this?

Anger: I didn't really decide, it just kinda happened. My skin is red, so why not?

Me: Why is your skin red? Exactly what shade of red is it? Do you think I'm annoying?

Minnie: Nice to meet you, I'm Minnie Mouse.

Anger: Why is your skin white? Exactly what shade of white is it? Yes. Yes I do.

Me: My skin isn't white!!

Anger: Hmm. Looks white to me. Why don't you consider other people's FEELINGS, before you ask them PERSONAL QUESTIONS!

Me: My questions were not personal. Everyone can see that your skin is red. And I thought that you're only anger...So technically I'm only making you angry...

Anger: I didn't really understand that last sentence, but frankly I wasn't really paying attention anyway.

Me: -_- Anger is a feeling, is it not? What I'm trying to say is that I haven't evoked other feelings besides anger because that's what you are.

...Wow, this is confusing. If you're anger, you should only be able to feel anger...Right?

Anger: I don't think that's how it works. Whenever I get angry, my human (Riley) gets angry, because that's my job. But when I feel calm, disgusted, etc., it doesn't affect Riley, because it's not my job. It's the same with Joy. In the movie (no spoilers because I'm feeling particularly nice today), Joy cries once or twice. She can feel the emotion of Sadness, but it has no effect on Riley because she's Joy, not Sadness.

((That's is just my take on it. This is one of the only confusing things about the movie :P))

Me: Ohhh, I get it. Wow, you're actually good at explaining things. O.O

((Haha, thanks.))

Anger: Thank you *huffs and sits back down*

Me: How annoying am I on a scale of one to ten?

Anger: *glares*

Snow White: How did my pie taste?
Me: What makes you angriest?

Me: I'm going to take that as an eleven.

Anger: A little undercooked for my taste, but not bad.

Anger: I'd say just about everything. But mostly when things aren't fair.

Anger: So, looks like you dummies are trying to start this dumb group back up again. Sounds dumb.