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Me: MALLLL I MISSED YOU

Mal: I certainly didn't miss you

Me: -_-

Me: How have you been Mal? Idk how long ive been out of this group oops

Mal: ....

Me: well i missed you a lot :'(

Mal: mmmmhmmm. That makes one of us.

Me: .-. plotting any evil plans lately?

Mal: what else would I do?

Me: i dunno, be good for once?

Mal: "Good" is stupid

Me: truee. But trying to destroy people's lives is stupid too -.-

Me: Maleficent! Wow, it's been a while. Remember me?

Mal: Yes, you're that pesky human boy, yes?

Me: Yes, one of them. Well, it might be hard to come up with a question I haven't asked before. But I will try…

Oh, how about a riddle?

"What is a word that has four letters, yet also consists of three, sometimes is made up of nine letters, and never written with five."

This should be fun :) But don't use Google. If you even know what that is.

Maleficent: ........... i don't have time for stupid games

Me: THE EVILEST FAIRY IN ALL DISNEY DOESNT KNOW THE ANSWER TO A RIDDLE AHAHAHAAA

Mal: -___-

Me: Too tough for you, eh? Surely I can find something easier, if that's what you want...

Mal: NO. Give me a moment. Nothing's too hard for me.

Me: *smiles* That's what I thought.

idek

wait is this like a trick question kind of thing or is that just a coincidence...

Yes you got it! It's a trick question!

omf really
>:D

wait whut

WAIT STOP!
word= 4 letters
yet= consists of 3 (letters)
sometimes= made up of 9 (letters)
never= written with 5 (letters)

yeah XD

Well now make Mal answer it for real :P

Maleficent: Psh. Are you trying to trick me, mortal boy? What/Word has four letters, yet has three, sometimes has nine, and never is made up of five. That was too simple.

Me: aahahahaha

Me: Hmm… so you are as smart as they say...

Maleficent: *smirk* You bet I am. I'm the Mistress of Evil, you've got to be clever to earn that title.

Me: How about another? This one should be simple for you.

"What has 5 eyes, but cannot see or be seen?"

Hades: The peasant state of Mississippi's River

Maleficent: Excuse me, Hades. I was going to answer that! -_-

Hades: Well I got to it first
Me: So we're going to start thise off with a rivalry okay.... Rein do you want some popcorn to watch the fight?
Fear: I hate fights ahh

-jacob ❰you're the judge, set me free❱ wrote: "Hades: The peasant state of Mississippi's River"

Me: That is incorrect, sorry.

really o_O

Hades: But mIssIssIppI rIver. That's 5 eyes, and last itme I checked a river can't see so I am correct. Hmph

Me: I said "cannot see or be seen." You can see the Mississippi River.

Hades: *tries to find another word that has 5 I's* Ummmm Divisibility?

Maleficent: -_- I don't have time for this.

Me: aka she cant answer it ;)

Mal: A stupid riddle made up by peasants doesn't prove my obvious cleverness.

-jacob ❰you're the judge, set me free❱ wrote: "Hades: *tries to find another word that has 5 I's* Ummmm Divisibility?"

Me: Very, very close.

InvIsIbIlIty

InvIsIbIlIty

Me: Correct! Congratulations :) Ok, I'm done with riddles. Those are my two favorites.

Maleficent: Thank god. Now, anyone have any real questions?

Me: Were you born with green skin or did you have that done? Or was it a curse of some kind?

Maleficent: ..... *cough*

Me: Ooooooo did someone curse you ;)

Mal: Shut up! No, of course not. I got this done by a professional... myself, obviously. It adds to the effect.

Me: What effect

Mal: The evil, sinister effect.

Me: Lol.

Did you ever meet your parents?

Mal: My parents *scoff* Pathetic little peasants, they were.

Me: Were...? o_o

Me: Were they evil too?

Mal: Ha, no. This evil talent isn't something you inherit. You earn it.

Me: ....

Mal: They were pathetically good

Me: Are you originally from France or did you move there?

Mal: I moved.

Me: Where did you grow up?

Mal: That's private information *narrows eyes*

Me: Hey, you asked for real questions :P

Mal: not personal questions -.-

((Gtg have dinner, I'll be back later tonight or tomorrow. If I forget remind me to send out the monthly News Letter.))

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