Utopian World discussion

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Yuno sat under a tree and laughed as she picked a flower. She sat down next to the corpse of a human, or toaster as she referred to them as. She'd just killed him because he'd called her a bitch. She laughed as the sun tickled her face. She'd changed so that no one would see her bloodstained self.

Cry manifested above her in the tree, staring down at her behind his plain white mask. Wearing his usual blue jeans, adorning a green zip up jacket and his pentagram necklace.

Yuno didn't notice the newcomer in the branches above her. She was too busy looking at the dead human next to her. She ran a finger across it's cheek "You were such a well working toaster too" she said out aloud "but you would have been better without a tongue. Too sharp". She sighed before laying back on the grass and looking up in the tree. She saw a person, appearing to be male, in the tree and smiled "Hello mister!" she said cheerfully "Are you one of those annoying toasters?" she asked, pointing at the corpse so that he knew what she meant.

Cry's expression didn't falter. Though really, no one would tell if it did, due to the mask of course. He teleported next to the body, tapping it with the tip of his shoe, "I'm not dead... I don't think I'm dead. So I guess not" he replied blankly, pressing his necklace back into his shirt, as it had begun hanging out.

Yuno sighed sadly "The poor toaster was making me soggy" she muttered before smiling up at the man "I love your mask mister!" she praised quite genuinely.

"I like..." he tilted his head, "Your hair." he pointed out, making it a point not to touch her however as he folding his arms behind his back.

Yuno'e eyes widened and she smiled bright brightly "Really?" she said as she fingered with her bangs. No one had ever complimented her "Thankyou, you really made me happy" she said looking up with a slight blush "It's nice to know that not everyone is soggy toast"

"Some people are silly toasters. You're probably a silly toaster" he pointed out, watching her calmly. She seemed rather interesting, he didn't want to touch her though, as then he'd know everything about her. And then he'd feel a little guilty.

Yuno crossed her arms "I am not even close to being a toaster!" she huffed "I am a piece of toast with jam" she said before hugging her knees. She'd settled on jam because of the colour of her hair.

"No. I think you're a toaster. But there's nothing wrong with being a toaster you know." he crouched down and tilted his head, gazing into her eyes, "Yes, I believe you are the silliest of toasters." he whispered quietly. He could relate to those who were struggling with the same things he was. And thus, he sub consciously had a soft spot for them.

Yuno was about to retort, but something stopped her. She looked at the man before looking at the ground "Everyone says that I'm insane" she said before putting a hand on her brow as if to check her temperature "What does it feel like to be insane?"

"Normal." he replied blankly, "You don't realize you're insane when you're insane" he murmured, "It's like a double edged sword. You want to please someone, but in order for them to be pleased, you need to stop being yourself." he said quietly.

Yuno looked at him "Are you insane mister?" she asked curiously. His description had described how she felt exactly word for word.

"I don't know." he said blankly. "Maybe I am." he shrugged, "I don't think I'd be able to tell if I were truly, undoubtably insane." he muttered.

Yuno reached out to feel his forehead "Let me check for you" she said in concern.

Cry blinked, teleporting behind her before she could touch him, "No. But thanks." he replied calmly, pulling a chocolate bar out of his pocket, holding it out to her, "Candy?" he asked.

Yuno smiled and took the chocolate "Thankyou" she said as she took it and quietly pried open the wrapper. She broke it in two and offered him half.

Cry glanced down at the half, taking it and lifting his mask, just enough to display his long, razor sharp, snake like canines as he took a bite into it.

Yuno wasn't fazed by the sight of the man's long canine teeth. She had seen scarier, she thought as she nibbled a piece "Mmmm...It's really tasty" she said quietly, in an appreciative tone

<< I was actually referencing the whole Adam and Eve thing with the snake and the apple XD >>

Cry nodded, finishing and looking around, "What are you doing in the forest?" he mumbled.

<< Oh wow, Genesis just got real XD >>

Yuno looked up at the sky "I was minding my own business when this man came past" she said as she gestured to the corpse "and he called me a bitch for a reason that I am not aware of...and then it was all a blur after that" she said as she squinted, trying to remember how she'd killed him.

<< Well I did take Christian elements into this group's creationism. But I'm agnostic athiest, because I don't particularly like the Christian and Catholic and Muslim ideals, (they're all the same because they all came from Islam). So I mixed in elements of Christianity, because I do like the stories, as well as scifi stuff and Japanese culture >>

Cry nodded. He glanced at the body, "Oh." he shrugged, "That happens a lot to me" he murmured, poking the body with a stick.

<< Yeah, nice way to incorporate all elements :) I go to a catholic school, even though I am not catholic. My family is Hindu, however I don't particularly follow any religion, however I do believe in the prospect of God >>

Yuno sighed "I said if I cut his tongue off he wold make a much better toaster" she said as she finished her chocolate.

Cry glanced at her, "What kind of blade do you use?" he asked, his head tilted in a somewhat eery way.

<< Yea. Agnostics don't deny, nor confirm the existence of god. >>

Yuno reached around the other side of the tree and grabbed a bloodstained axe "Usually this one. If I don't have it then whatever I get my hands on" she said as she scratched at dried blood on the blade "I just can't get it clean" she mumbled to herself.

<< Well then I guess that kind of makes me one >>

Cry nodded. He pulled his necklace off, clicking the button, and with a loud metallic ching, his blade outstretched from the top, glowing bright red. One could tell it was pretty sharp. "Hellfire obsidian." he murmured.

Yuno looked at the necklace in amazement as the blade revealed itself "Is it magic?" she asked in an awestruck voice. She'd seen the Selsa and their flashy Portas, but this blade was different. So intricate and pretty, yet it gave her a feeling that it was extremely dangerous. She would so her best to avoid ending up looking down the wrong end.

<< ... >>

"Uh, I dunno." he shrugged. "I guess magic is kinda a word that people use when they don't understand something" he shrugged calmly before pressing the button and allowing it to change back, before placing it around his neck.

Yuno clapped her hands happily "That was a great trick mister!" she said happily.

"Really?" he murmured, tilting his head as he stared at her silently.

Yuno nodded enthusiastically before looking at him enviously "I bet you have a lot for friends"

"No." he said simply. "But you're my friend right?" he asked, his voice remaining completely monotone as he stared at her blankly, even behind his blank mask.

<< Is it bad that I can see them in like a Sister/Brother or Father/Daughter kind of relationship? >>

<< I don't think so >>

Yuno clapped happily "Of course!" she said excitedly. She hadn't had a friend in ages. The last one had called her mean names and then she had to 'fix' her.

<< XD, I guess it's just cause Cry is like, "Meh. Whatever" towards most people. But when it comes to people who share the same problems with him, he's a bit more gentle >>

"Oh. Okay." he replied calmly as he watched her become even more excited. "Hey. What day is it?" he asked, glancing around. He had actually randomly teleported here.. by accident.

<< Yeah, that's probably why :) >>

Yuno thought "Well I just had milk for breakfast, so it must be Monday" she said a bit unsure in tone, but came to her conclusion confidently.

"Oh." he furrowed his eyebrows. "But yesterday was wednesday.. unless it was sunday..." he said with a slight unsure tone in his voice. It was obvious that he was a bit clueless as to where he even was.

Uno thought for a minute before going through the pockets of the corpse. There must've been something in there with a date on it. Her hands grasped around a box-like object. She pulled it out and it was a cell phone of some sort. She handed it to the man "Will this help?" she asked helpfully.

Cry took the phone from her, shrugged faintly, "Yes." he nodded, "It's Monday" he mumbled quietly, glancing down at the electric device, before it suddenly exploded in his hand, falling to the ground. "Damn it" he mumbled.

Yuno froze as it exploded. It had scared her so much that her body refused to move.

Cry glanced at her, "Here." he said, grabbing the piece of black phone and holding it out to her, "Thank you for your service" he said blankly.

Yuno just looked at it for a while before her body decided to move. She blankly took it and put it back in the man's pocket.

He watched her, "You're startled easily?" he asked with a tilted head.

She was about to deny it, but then shamefully nodded "I don't know why, it just happens, even though I'm not scared" she said quietly,however still didn't move.

"Sometimes, when I'm tired, I make toasters fall from the sky" he shrugged.

Yuno nodded understandingly. When she was tired, she usually killed everyone who kept her from sleeping.

Cry glanced around, "So uhm... What state are we in?" he asked. The last time he'd been randomly teleported, he'd been teleported to an Ikea in Sweden.

"The Forest, outside Utopia, I think" she said with a shrug. She never remembered where she was after any of her demonic rampages.

Cry glanced around, "Oh." he nodded slowly, "Okay." he replied. "I can never keep track" he added.