Rap Battles discussion

22 views
Rap Battles > Jeff vs. Geru

Comments Showing 1-38 of 38 (38 new)    post a comment »
dateUp arrow    newest »

message 1: by Lexa (new)

Lexa (x1d4dbx1f30cx1d4e3x1d4d2) | 122 comments ((I'm going to be Pinkie Pie from my little pony! :D))


message 2: by Lexa (new)

Lexa (x1d4dbx1f30cx1d4e3x1d4d2) | 122 comments ((Haha! Okay, you go first.))


message 3: by Lexa (last edited Jun 28, 2015 06:04AM) (new)

Lexa (x1d4dbx1f30cx1d4e3x1d4d2) | 122 comments Name: Pinkie Pie
Comes from: My Little Pony
Personality: A perky, odd and somewhat hyper little pony, Pinkie is fun loving, and is a joy to know- as long as you stay on her good side. She laughs in the face of danger, (not to mention everything else), and receives strange signals that can foretell events in the future in the form of body spasms, like flapping ears, or twitchy tail.
Appearance:

description


message 4: by Lexa (new)

Lexa (x1d4dbx1f30cx1d4e3x1d4d2) | 122 comments Thou firsteth!


message 5: by Lexa (new)

Lexa (x1d4dbx1f30cx1d4e3x1d4d2) | 122 comments ((COMMENTETH!!!))


message 6: by Lexa (last edited Jun 28, 2015 08:35AM) (new)

Lexa (x1d4dbx1f30cx1d4e3x1d4d2) | 122 comments Hey, those verses didn't even make sense!
I don't even know what the hay you meant!
I'm just a fun loving pony with a little sweet tooth,
Whoops! Your non exsistant face just made contact with my hoof!

Where others would be scared, all I do is laugh!
So give up your little chase and go take a bath!
Now my tail's gone a-twitchin', that means something's going to fall.
Oh, wait! It's your chances of winning this little "friendly brawl!"


message 7: by Lexa (new)

Lexa (x1d4dbx1f30cx1d4e3x1d4d2) | 122 comments ((AHEM!))


message 8: by Lexa (new)

Lexa (x1d4dbx1f30cx1d4e3x1d4d2) | 122 comments ((It's only a bit of fun. You can continue if you want to! :) ))


message 9: by Philippa (new)

Philippa | 76 comments ((I personally think both of you were great!! Plus, now I can tell people that my friends stage rap battles between Slenderman and Pinkie Pie, which is pretty amazing. XD))


message 10: by Lexa (last edited Jun 29, 2015 05:20AM) (new)

Lexa (x1d4dbx1f30cx1d4e3x1d4d2) | 122 comments Philippa wrote: "((I personally think both of you were great!! Plus, now I can tell people that my friends stage rap battles between Slenderman and Pinkie Pie, which is pretty amazing. XD))"

((Yaaaaaaaaaaay! :D))


message 11: by Philippa (new)

Philippa | 76 comments ((:* It's true))


ᎠᎾᏁuᏆ jᎬff , Golum, Khorne, Boba Fett, Sheldon Cooper and she (DonutJeff) | 130 comments ((and there's more where that came from!))


message 13: by Lexa (new)

Lexa (x1d4dbx1f30cx1d4e3x1d4d2) | 122 comments (('That's what he said.'

DARK!!!))


ᎠᎾᏁuᏆ jᎬff , Golum, Khorne, Boba Fett, Sheldon Cooper and she (DonutJeff) | 130 comments ((AO HHHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL NAO!!!))


message 15: by Lexa (new)

Lexa (x1d4dbx1f30cx1d4e3x1d4d2) | 122 comments ((Jeff, can we turn this thread into Geru vs The World if you aren't going to comment, so everybody can have a shot at the MLG MLPer?

description
'VEGETA?! What does the scouter say about his ego level?!'

'It's over nine hundred thousand [CENSORED].'

'WHAT?! Over nine hundred thousand [CENSORED]?!'))


message 16: by Lexa (last edited Jul 01, 2015 05:38AM) (new)

Lexa (x1d4dbx1f30cx1d4e3x1d4d2) | 122 comments Yeah, no thanks! I prefer my limbs attached,
Not spread all around, bloody and detached.
Although I like the forest, well, see,
I just couldn't part with my precious candy!

Now, attitude, that's a bit hypocritical!
Ooh, I like that word, it rhymes with swimming pool!
Oh, right the rap, I almost forgot,
After all, you do sound like you're singing a baby to sleep- in a cot!


message 17: by Tabi (new)

Tabi (freaky-emo-kitten) | 15 comments Jeff wrote: "Hello there, little pony
How's your puny life going?
Well get prepared for it to be shortened
Cause I'm Slender Man. You can't get this wrong.

I rip bodies apart with my tentacles
What do you do, ..."


Best. THing. Ever.


message 18: by Tabi (new)

Tabi (freaky-emo-kitten) | 15 comments Jeff wrote: "Thanks!"

^-^


message 19: by Lexa (last edited Jul 03, 2015 09:16AM) (new)

Lexa (x1d4dbx1f30cx1d4e3x1d4d2) | 122 comments Jeff wrote: "Then let the baby sleep and I'll feast on its soul
You don't ever know if I'm behind you
You better have stamina cause you won't last long
Oh, believe me, what I'm saying is true"


I believe you, but I just don't feel scared!
After all, you're getting you're butt kicked by a mare!
What's the matter? Can't think of two small verses?!
Go get your IQ checked by ponyville's nurses!

Now, I know we've all had a pretty hard day,
But now it's over, so put your tentacles away!
Hey! Why not be friends? (It's kind of what I do.)
Now, I'ma hug you so hard you won't know what hit you!

((WHO WON?! WHO'S NEXT?! YOU DECIDE!!!

REREREERRERERRERRREREEPIC RAB BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYY!!!!)))


message 20: by Lexa (new)

Lexa (x1d4dbx1f30cx1d4e3x1d4d2) | 122 comments ((Imma edit that last verse a bit. I was being rushed at the time.))


message 21: by Lexa (new)

Lexa (x1d4dbx1f30cx1d4e3x1d4d2) | 122 comments Jeff wrote: "((That was quick. Ummmmm...))"

((You did say you had a lot on your plate. Anyway, I'm all Pinkie-Pied out.))


ᎠᎾᏁuᏆ jᎬff , Golum, Khorne, Boba Fett, Sheldon Cooper and she (DonutJeff) | 130 comments Geru wrote: "Jeff wrote: "((That was quick. Ummmmm...))"

((You did say you had a lot on your plate. Anyway, I'm all Pinkie-Pied out.))"


((groan))


ᎠᎾᏁuᏆ jᎬff , Golum, Khorne, Boba Fett, Sheldon Cooper and she (DonutJeff) | 130 comments ((see geru?!? no-one likes mlp in rap battles!))


message 24: by Lexa (last edited Jul 06, 2015 12:51AM) (new)

Lexa (x1d4dbx1f30cx1d4e3x1d4d2) | 122 comments ((I liek it.))


ᎠᎾᏁuᏆ jᎬff , Golum, Khorne, Boba Fett, Sheldon Cooper and she (DonutJeff) | 130 comments ((I do indeed agree with Jeff))


ᎠᎾᏁuᏆ jᎬff , Golum, Khorne, Boba Fett, Sheldon Cooper and she (DonutJeff) | 130 comments ((NOW BOW TO ME!!!))


message 27: by Lexa (new)

Lexa (x1d4dbx1f30cx1d4e3x1d4d2) | 122 comments ((I only bow to MLP.))


ᎠᎾᏁuᏆ jᎬff , Golum, Khorne, Boba Fett, Sheldon Cooper and she (DonutJeff) | 130 comments ((Y U NO BOW TO MEH!?!))


message 29: by Lexa (new)

Lexa (x1d4dbx1f30cx1d4e3x1d4d2) | 122 comments (('Cause your verses consist of an average of 2 words.))


ᎠᎾᏁuᏆ jᎬff , Golum, Khorne, Boba Fett, Sheldon Cooper and she (DonutJeff) | 130 comments ((KILL YOU WITH FFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!))


message 31: by Lexa (last edited Jul 07, 2015 07:49AM) (new)

Lexa (x1d4dbx1f30cx1d4e3x1d4d2) | 122 comments ((HOTHOTHOTHOTHOT!!!!!

description

This pony's on fayaaaaaah!!!))


ᎠᎾᏁuᏆ jᎬff , Golum, Khorne, Boba Fett, Sheldon Cooper and she (DonutJeff) | 130 comments (( it is... a pinga!))


ᎠᎾᏁuᏆ jᎬff , Golum, Khorne, Boba Fett, Sheldon Cooper and she (DonutJeff) | 130 comments ((its a singular!))


ᎠᎾᏁuᏆ jᎬff , Golum, Khorne, Boba Fett, Sheldon Cooper and she (DonutJeff) | 130 comments ((oh, quite the contrary, my good man, quite the contrary!))


ᎠᎾᏁuᏆ jᎬff , Golum, Khorne, Boba Fett, Sheldon Cooper and she (DonutJeff) | 130 comments ((MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!))


message 36: by Pamela (new)

Pamela | 139 comments ((ahahahhahahahahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah)


message 37: by Lexa (new)

Lexa (x1d4dbx1f30cx1d4e3x1d4d2) | 122 comments ((WAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP?!!!'))


message 38: by Pamela (new)

Pamela | 139 comments ((THIS IS SO HILARIOUS))


back to top