Rap Battles discussion

Any kind of rap you had in mind?

Idk. Creepypasta?

Hmmm... I'm not really good with creepypastas, as I haven't read any, and I intend to keep it that way.

I was going to eyeless jack, but ok...

You can be a creepypasta character if you want! (It seems to be all that I ever go up against. XD)

lol

Jeff wrote: "Geru wrote: "You can be a creepypasta character if you want! (It seems to be all that I ever go up against. XD)"

Oi! I heard that!"

Is there a problem, officer? *Conjures halo.*

i like turtles!

Slenderman *Coughs*

'Could've fooled me.'

Shut up, Dark.

It's puppet lol

Huh?

indeed.

...

:P

Name: Eyeless Jack
Age: Unknown
Appearance: http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/201...

yes jeff

...

I was going to post earlier, but my computer crashed, and then I went out for dinner, and then I watched a film, and now my tablet battery is almost out! You have permission to facepalm.

*Facepalm*

*EXTREME ULTIMATE FACEPALM!!!*

And now, just as I realise I have yet to create a character, it is my time to un-glue my eyes from the computer, by order of the mother.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- *Static.*

Geru wrote: "And now, just as I realise I have yet to create a character, it is my time to un-glue my eyes from the computer, by order of the mother.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..."

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- static indeed

Name: Goku
Age: Adult
Personality: Goku is a light hearted Saiyan humanoid, but is lethal in battle.
Appearance:
http://biografias.wiki/wp-content/upl...

You can go first. Goku isn't one to start a fight.

ok.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF THE HISTORY!!!!

EYELESS JACK! VERSUS, GOKU!

BEGIN!!!

haha look everybody, it's a samurai on steroids.
You make me wanna cut off my ears so i don't hear you yell,
You wanna fight me, it's going to be hell.

B!tch, I'm the one and only Goku, I've never been defeated,
I'm on the champion's throne, and I'll never be unseated!
I'm the highest class of hero, against this excuse for a villain!
Face it, this fight's less fair than Vegeta versus Krillin!

I'll leave this kid tounge-tied, making my message more than clarified,
I'll beat you till you're cross-eyed, obliterate your false pride!
I'm stronger than you'll ever be, with over 9000 times your power!
I've heard on youtube that speed is key, so I'd better end this in a golden blur!

haha your funny but i don't get it,
whats so special about a guy who loses his shirt.
I get bored watching you on t.v.
Why does it take 1 punch and over 9,000 screams?

((me!))

((oh. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH))

((oh.))

"9000 screams"? Why does that sound familiar?
You're quoting from ERB? I can't even consider:
What chump would do that?! Now, consequently, watch, as your soul rends,
When I "lose my shirt" around your girlfriend!

From Raditz, to Frieza, then all the way to Majin Buu,
I've left a trail of blood! The heck d'ya think that means for you?!
You're up against a Saiyan, the essence of might!
Better rename this battle Goku's best/Jack's final fight!

are you done yet? your getting boring.
I'm pretty sure your making all the gay guys horny!
Dam your so annoying!


God i'm so glad i cut my eyes out.
Cause' your blondness would have blinded me.
This battle is set, and i got the key!
I'm pretty sure your scared of me, now would be a good time to go pee!
Also i ate your Kidney!

((overkill!!!))

((Undermurder?))

Boring? Your insults would do better aimed at yourself!
You're a homosexual cannibalistic self harming elf!
Now - due to your grammar - I'm not sure if you're implying that you devoured part of me,
Or if you're feeling waves of 'ate towards your ex-GF - a salvaged kidney!

Blinding hair? That's not even an insult!
And on the contrary, to the toilet you should bolt!
After all, you're just a kid, albeit a little odd...
So, tell me, how do you feel about facing up to a GOD?!

((Dawn of the final day - two verses remain.

))

ok now this is funny, you call yourself a god?
you know what? your right, this is odd!


I'm the guy who brings fear into peoples heart.
and when you yell, i thought that your period had start.


I'm the best at this game, the one you cant beat!
so sit down son, i've saved you a seat!
i will knock you out and you won't have any teeth!
the only people that watch your show are geeks!
so go ahead and rhyme, after this i could use some fresh meat!

Geru wrote: "And now, just as I realise I have yet to create a character, it is my time to un-glue my eyes from the computer, by order of the mother.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..."

hahahhahahah

did i win?

Im Team Eyeless Jack!

I was about to comment, actually.

*Flips fate off.*

Geru wrote: "I was about to comment, actually.

*Flips fate off.*"

Lol XD

Homosexual cannibalistic.............hahahahhahah

Im Team Goku!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!



Now just who do you think you're dealing with here?!
I ain't no buff-but-weak geek loving queer!
You can't bring fear to the fearless, or beat the unbeatable,
Even if you could kill me, I'd just bounce right back, thanks to the dragon balls!

I'm not even sure if you're worth the fuss; I could easily leave you to Vegeta,
But I think you've earned the right to face my KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAA!!!



So here lies Eyeless Jack, I've dug a ditch and picked your plot.
But even in your grave you'll recall the nightmare known as Kakarot!

((WHO WON?! WHOOOOOO'S NEXT?! YOU DECIDE!!!!!!!

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAREPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORRRRRRY!!!))

BRAVO!

((i wasn't finished....))

Oh ....kee keep it coming. You guys are great

((I said that two verses remained. You had one, and I had one!))

((oh...))

Now time to vote.....

((Sorry, but frankly, I was running out of gas. I might as well retire from rapping while I'm at the top ahead.))