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donutjeff vs Geru
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ᎠᎾᏁuᏆ jᎬff
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Jun 29, 2015 08:10AM
Let battle commence!
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Name: Rainbow DashComes from: My Little Pony
Personality: Rainbow Dash is quite an attention seeking pony, and is the fastest in existance, thanks to her sonic rainboom.
Appearance:
Doomrider, I choose you!Name: Doomrider
comes from: warhammer 40k
personality: he is a speed daemon, literally! the daemon prince is a force to be reckoned with, as he bends gravity, and other forces.
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https://d.gr-assets.com/users/1435514...
((Thou shalt!))
Yo there,Your end is nigh,
My soul is blacker the void of space!
Prepare for smushing,
You need a shushing,
So lay down and die!!!
Aww, I feel bad, is that the best you can do?No one drops the beat like Rainbow Dash, especially you!
I'm the fastest pony alive, I got the banter and the jive!
You'd better step back if you wanna stay alive!
You're ridin' a bike to keep up with me?
Aww, truly, I'm flattered, but, erm, see,
I'm the fastest pegasus ever, I change the weather in a jolt!
I've tested, and it's true: I'm faster than a lightning bolt!
daemonsword flashin',guns a-firin',
come 'ere pony,
you need a leash!
my gravity bendin',
breakin' da speed o' light!
Jeez, man, where'd you go to school?Gunshot's can't keep up with me, I'm just too cool!
And what would make you think I need a leash?
I'd reserve mine for mangy dogs like you - kapeesh?
As for your grammar, sir, it clearly does lack.
If you were my son, you'd deserve a smack.
For this " 'ere pony " has the gift of the Equestrian tongue..
...Nah, just kidding, I'm not an egghead, like your mom!
Bring it on,ya stupid pony!
even a cultist can take you down!
do you know who you're talking to,
you silly little poo,
you evidently don't, so i'll school you good!
((This is good banter, I should do this more often!))
((neigh (lul!), for I have thought of a brilliant beat-down for me to perform upon you!))
Silly little poo? Is the demon getting tired?Can't handle a rap on this scale, or has your "awesomeness" just expired?
Half of your lines: they don't even rhyme!
Not to mention that your voice; it sounds like a kid's whine!
Bending the warp? I do that with my speed!
Space travel? Psh! Go back to your weed!
This time, if you reply, there'll be no going back!
Unless you want THE DASH to attack!
I've ridden donkeys faster than you,you're a cocky a$$ of a sh*t,
and you think you can beat a daemon? BRING IT!
and your chaos causin' attitude?
that is WORSHIP TO ME!
so get on your knees and PRAY!
Chaos causing? You want my G, Discord!Now, put down your gun and your dull, rusty sword!
There's no hope, man, this battle is done!
So, no thanks, I won't worship you, seeing as I've already won.
Now, to give you a trouncing you won't forget!
I'll pick you up, slap you round, beat you down, no sweat!
So, "buddy", prepare to meet your doom,
As I finish your @$$ off with a bucking SONIC RAINBOOM!!!
((WHO WON?! WHO'S NEXT?! YOU DECIIIIIIIIIDE!!!
BLREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPIC RAP BATTLES OF HITOREEEEEHHHH!!!))
Donutjeff wrote: "((I WIN, I WIN, I WIN!!!))"((There are no words to describe my facepalm.))
((My face is aching now. Please stop the torment...))
((STOP MAKING ME FACEPALM!!! AAAAARGH!!!))
((And so, my next kombatant...))Name: scorpion
Comes from: MORTAL KOMBAT!!!
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Pamela wrote: "Fireworks?"no, Pamela, just... no.
YES, PAM!!! FIREWORKS AWAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!
yayyyy!!!*fireworks explodes* *pink and blue fireworks*
*360 noscopes pamela* SCREW YOU!!!
Donutjeff wrote: "*360 noscopes pamela* SCREW YOU!!!"*1060 quickscopes Donutjeff.*
Screw you!
Geru wrote: "Donutjeff wrote: "*360 noscopes pamela* SCREW YOU!!!"*1060 quickscopes Donutjeff.*
Screw you!"
*420 blazes Geru* SCREW YOU MOAR!
Donutjeff wrote: "Geru wrote: "Donutjeff wrote: "*360 noscopes pamela* SCREW YOU!!!"*1060 quickscopes Donutjeff.*
Screw you!"
*420 blazes Geru* SCREW YOU MOAR!"
*720000000000000000000000000000 noobtubes Donutjeff.*
Screw you the most!
Geru wrote: "Donutjeff wrote: "*360 noscopes pamela* SCREW YOU!!!"*1060 quickscopes Donutjeff.*
Screw you!"
Two against one time to go home Donutjeff
*infinite godscopes Geru* EVEN THE GODS HATE YOU, SO DIE WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Donutjeff wrote: "*infinite godscopes Geru* EVEN THE GODS HATE YOU, SO DIE WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "You realise that by infinite godscoping somebody, the shot will never be performed, as you will be spinning forever.
Pamela wrote: "Geru wrote: "PINK?! PIIIIIIINK?!http://orig14.deviantart.net/c197/f/2..."
hahahahah aww shes cute"
Eyyyup!
Geru wrote: "Donutjeff wrote: "*infinite godscopes Geru* EVEN THE GODS HATE YOU, SO DIE WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "You realise that by infinite godscoping somebody, the shot will never be performed, as..."
*highfive*
Geru wrote: "Donutjeff wrote: "*infinite godscopes Geru* EVEN THE GODS HATE YOU, SO DIE WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "You realise that by infinite godscoping somebody, the shot will never be performed, as..."
Godscoping is firing whilst rotating with a rapid-fire rocket launcher.
aww its so sweet that you thought us that big of a threat to use that x
Donutjeff wrote: "Geru wrote: "Donutjeff wrote: "*infinite godscopes Geru* EVEN THE GODS HATE YOU, SO DIE WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "You realise that by infinite godscoping somebody, the shot will never be ..."
Donutjeff wrote: "Geru wrote: "Donutjeff wrote: "*infinite godscopes Geru* EVEN THE GODS HATE YOU, SO DIE WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
You realise that by infinite godscoping somebody, the shot will never be ..."
Yes, but the number before the move indicates how many times you spin BEFORE firing. So boom.
Pamela wrote: "Geru wrote: "Donutjeff wrote: "*infinite godscopes Geru* EVEN THE GODS HATE YOU, SO DIE WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "You realise that by infinite godscoping somebody, the shot will never be ..."
*SHMACK!!!*
~Geru, Dark, Bill Cipher & Discord~ wrote: "Pamela wrote: "Geru wrote: "Donutjeff wrote: "*infinite godscopes Geru* EVEN THE GODS HATE YOU, SO DIE WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "You realise that by infinite godscoping somebody, the shot..."
ENOUGH FOLLY! LET US BATTLE WITH RAPS!
