Rap Battles discussion

So who should battle?

Erm could you choose first

Ummm hmmm so how what about corvo from dishonoured?

Sudden, totally random invasion!!!

Ummm what?

Who is Convo? wait let me check

He is the main character, a assassin

okay, hes cool. Um Ill take wonder woman

Ummm sorry, I like to battle people who well are a little alike so could you pick an assassin?

Was Catwoman an assassin?

Hmmm I'll change my character, Have you heard of artemis fowl?

Yeah

Cool, so I'll use him

Okay then

So think of someone to battle him, another genius or something

Since Artemis Fowl is Anti-hero i'll say Iron-man?

Hmmm might work, though I would think artemis is a little out of his league

May I ask, have you read all of the artemis books?

No I haven't though I heard it's great.
Okay then how about Robin

Hmmm sorry I feel like I am gonna go in this with a advantage since I know the character more then you, how about thor?

Yep!

Okay, I am just going to say before anything, while I do know some the more advanced mavel comics stuff on thor I don't know everything, just so you know if I make any lore mistakes

No problem about that.

Cool so thor vs ???

Hmmm I got an idea, if you don't mind we could use the mythology versions, if you know myths and legends that is, and battle with zeus

Yeah I hate Zeus I'll take Hades instead. Love that guy.

Sorry I wasn't replying. Been busy

Okay, what version? Myth, percy Jackson, any others?

It's fine

Myth

Okay, hmmm Okay lets start, you post first

Uh huh nope. You post first

Fine, cough

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

THOR

VS

HADES

BEGIN

Fear me you prat! I am
The god of thunder
with the might of my hammer I
will smash you to pieces
stealing your niece to marry her
that is just plain wrong dude!
Try to fight me if you dare
But you will knell before me!

Death is my bitch
I can kick your ass while snoozing
Thunder cannot harm me
They know their true god
You talk and talk
Bullshit after bullshit
Come wave your toy hammer and I'll show you what you're made of.

((Ok, don't kill me. First ever))

((It's fine))
Pah! I know what my death is!
Fighting a beast so large that
it encircles the earth! And even
then I still killed it! Your not
Famous for anything! All you did
was follow, you were left in the
shadows, and left to play with the
dead, the only things that will
admire you!
((By the way how about doctor strange vs ???your choice))

((Who is doc strange? Maybe vs doc who))

You still wondering why they think your brother is better?
You're happy cause you killed a little pup
I kill people for breakfast and have what I want (motions to Persephone)
I take and take and no one can do a damn thing.what you got? Nothing
I got a whole Kingdom and bitches to pick

((Sorcerer supreme? The most powerful magic user in marvel universe?))