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TEACHER: where's your violin?STUDENT: Um, I play cello.
TEACHER: Cello! ( like hello, in a sarcastic way, but cello instead)
Horrible and it actually happened to me ALOT in fifth grade
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears boots and a cowboy hat?
Answer: TiranasaurasTEX.
Bad, bad.
Shadowhunter Girl wrote: "Know any really bad jokes that make you laugh or stare blankly at the person because they're so terrible?
Here's one:
What do you call something that is pink and fluffy?
Answer: Pink Fluff.
Now,..."
I'm going to use this one on my cousin
Here's one:
What do you call something that is pink and fluffy?
Answer: Pink Fluff.
Now,..."
I'm going to use this one on my cousin
This are jokes i love.Question: Why are ghosts bad liars?
Answer: Because you can see right through them
AND
Q.how do you make seven an even number?
A.take the s out!
Person- why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road?You- i don't know...
Person- he got run over!!!
You-...
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never trust an atom...they make everything up.
What did one penguin say to the other?Radio
Randomist joke ever that dosen't make any sense but the persons face as they try to figure it out is soo funny
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OK, so first you do a lot of "assuming they could talk, what did the (animal) say to the (animal)?"but saying assuming they could talk is the key to this first half.
then do one more when you DONT say assuming they can talk. make them guess like 10 times before you tell them the answer. and of course the answer will be "animals can't talk, silly!"
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What did the tree say to the cow?
Answer: "Leaf me alone."
The cow replied, "Sorry, I'll just moooooove along then."
2 sausages in a frying pan... one turns to the other and says "it's getting hot in here," the other says "arrr! a talking sausage!"
there are 2 snowmen chillin' in a park. one turns to the other and says, "can you smell carrots?"
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Here's one:
What do you call something that is pink and fluffy?
Answer: Pink Fluff.
Now, what do you call something that's blue and fluffy?
Answer...pink fluff holding its breath.
Bad.