VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE discussion

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Cheese is good!

Yeah, dude, especially with wine.

Wine is good too, I prefer Irish car bombs

Irish car bombs? What is that?

A shot if irish wiskey and baileys, drop it in a glass of guiness abd chug

Damn...that sounds good.

Zombie brain anyone?

http://www.gorestruly.com/2011/09/05/...

Oh< that's awesome, Lucy. I'll have to share that with everyone over at "Vampires,Werewolves and Zombies"! LOL

I also like cpt morgan... "whys all yhe rum gone"

LOL...good one Rick, love the Jack Sparrow reference.

You know, it's funny...I am a drinker, but I've never had a Martini before. LOL.

Kyle, I love Screw Driver's too. In fact, it's funny that you mention that, because I am having one now as we speak (or type...whatever). LOL...I did get the James Bond reference.

Yes, a good night cap indeed. Glad to have you with us, Kyle.

I had a martini...once. Unfortunately I don't think the person who made it for me made it quite right. I think I need to try one again...by someone who knows how to make them.

Me??? I'll take whatever gets you drunk. LOL!!!!!

Actually, I'm kinda a lightweight now...unlike in my misspent youth. LOL!

LOL...Damned Irish blood. I do love liqour, but I don't drink as much as I did in my twenties. By the way, Lucy, we have a new mod.

I saw!! Welcome to the dark (and non-sparkly) side Kyle ;)

Yes, Lucy, he has seen the light! Show him the ropes. LOL.

Lucy wrote: "I saw!! Welcome to the dark (and non-sparkly) side Kyle ;)"

I like to think we are the light side or the good side of the force....being that we don't buy into the Twilight garbage.

Yes, he does.

What were you doing in the forest? Did you forget to pick up the kids? And where are the groceries? Can't you even do ONE thing I ask?? Forget it! I'll just do it myself!
(Disclaimer...I'm not Kyle's wife, or anyone's for that matter...just saw a need and filled it. You're welcome.)

Kyle ~Special K: Rebel Leader~ wrote: "If a man falls in the forest and his wife isn't there to nag him, does he make a sound?"

My response.."Who Cares." LOL Joking of course. ;)
Going to pour some wine now.

LMAO...funny, Lucy. Very funny.

@ Tracy-Good idea!

We have 50 members...let's get to 100!!!

Kyle ~Special K: Rebel Leader~ wrote: "Dan wrote: "We have 50 members...let's get to 100!!!"

Right on! Yes, let's hit the 100 member quota!!"

Dude, We need to turn this into an army. LOL. I noticed you've been bringing a lot of people in here. Keep up the good work.

Bringing them to their knees... Is that some sort of new Hazing ritual lol

Why can't we all just b vampires lol!!

Hello everyone!!!!!! :-D

Yea it would I would b draining everyone lol

Lol!!

I'm good Kyle! How are you? :-)

Glad to hear it! Awesome; I'm feeling the same way about The Brothers Karamazov.

Thanks. Oh, how awesome! I'm glad you're being productive. Is it going well? If only I could get into it.....

You're welcome. I'm glad to hear that it's going so well for you.

Thanks......I hope to start really working on my writing once I'm done with my class.

Kyle, I did not know that you were a writer!

Kyle ~Special K: Rebel Leader~ wrote: "I started my first novel months ago, Dan. I'm now in the process of editing, deleting some chapters that didn't belong, and taking the advice of a published author I know. She's telling me what her..."

I admire that. It must be hard being an aspiring writer. Just remember, if Stephenie Meyer can get published...anyone can. LOL.

That's not hard to do. Meyer can't even write a grocery list (as Lucy would say...lol).

You know she charges the poor kids like fifty bucks for an autograph?

Damn too much!! I would never want a autograph for that much

I agree

So, I was working on that list of problems I have with Twilight and was going to post it on here. I worked on it for hours. However, GR wouldn't let me post it because it was too long!!!

Well post half on one message n half on another!!

Oh good Idea, Megan. I'll try that. Thanks!

Dan wrote: "Kyle ~Special K: Rebel Leader~ wrote: "I started my first novel months ago, Dan. I'm now in the process of editing, deleting some chapters that didn't belong, and taking the advice of a published ..."

If your novel comes anywhere close to those abominations, we'll have to stake you.

It welcome n I really agree with u on all that u wrote!!

Kyle's novel would not even be in the same ballpark as Meyer's. Kyle's novel will be far superior in both writing and substance. Now you may be asking yourself, Lucy..you've never met Kyle, nor sampled his writing...how can you possibly know this? Well, allow me to explain. The only way Kyle's novel could be worse than Meyer's is if he blindfolded himself, pulled down his pants and slammed his ass on the keyboard a few hundred times. Actually, I think that's how Meyer writes her books. Do you think she'll sue me for revealing her trade secret?

Lol

Lucy wrote: "Kyle's novel would not even be in the same ballpark as Meyer's. Kyle's novel will be far superior in both writing and substance. Now you may be asking yourself, Lucy..you've never met Kyle, nor s..."

Lucy--that's even better than the diagram of her "plot outline"--and I've been LMAO at that one all day!!