SHERlocked discussion

Sherlock is at a crime scene with Lestrade. The victim was a dinosaur scientist so when Anderson arrives something strange happens... Please read the RP Rules before you comment and make sure to comment on RP Characters so everyone knows who's who.

*random police saying information about the murderer*

Anderson: A Paleontologist? NOOOOOOO!!!!! Not a dinosaur friend!!! *begins to paw the body like Detective mittens*

(If you don't know what Detective mittens is search it on Youtube)

Sherlock: Anderson... you seem to be a bit worked up. Why don't you go and lie down somewhere. Somewhere very far away.

With my dinosaurs???

If you like, just go away.

Hmmmm, I shall stay and help you with this case. But what's in it for me that's better than my dinosaur friends?

Nothing, and dinosaurs died out about 65 million years ago.

Watson: As the only one qualified enough to comment on this, I highly suggest that you take a break and have a nap Anderson. I fear you might be in shock, and alas Sherlock might be tempted to finally commit a murder himself.
*turning to face 'the man'*
Sherlock, do you see what I see, there in the coat pocket of the Paleontologist?

Sherlock: Watson, you really are on sparkling form this morning ((teehee, stolen quote)) I do believe that you're right; I am about to commit a murder, and yes. A knife in his pocket. Could it be the murder weapon?

Watson: I think that highly unlikely unless the murderer stopped to wipe the blood of the blade first. That blade is in pristine condition. It does have a remarkably funny symbol on the handle though.

*Sherlock takes out his magnifying glass*
Sherlock: Hmm. Watson, would this seem to be silver to you?

Watson: No Sherly it is most certainly platinum. A platinum blade? How odd. And that owl (couldn't resist) on the blade, haven't we seen that somewhere before?

Sherlock: Yes! The keyring that the woman had lost. We have to talk to her, she might know something about the murder. And look at this chip! The dagger is silver inside, coated in platinum... what an odd combination. How long has he been dead, Doctor?

Watson: from my estimation, and the stage of rigor mortis my best guess would be no more then 36 hours.

Sherlock: Good. Now we have to find the woman with the owl keyring.

Anderson: I wonder who likes owls enough to wear THAT horrible thing....

Sherlock: Anderson, that is not the matter at hand.

Isn't... er... fashion always the matter at hand?

Watson: It seems we are digressing a bit. Let's get back to the case. I have contacted the woman with the missing key chain. She is willing to meet with us later today.

((*snicker* meat.))

((Lol))

(lol sis on you for pointing out my glaring spelling error!)

Sherlock: What time? I need to go and see Molly, she promised me some toes.

Watson: This afternoon, after tea.

Sherlock: *gets out his phone and dials Molly's number*
Hello? Yes, hello Molly. I need to collect those toes. What? I can't have them? Why not? They can't sack you for giving away toes! Fine.
*ends the call*
John, we have to go home. Molly says that she'll get the sack if she gives me any more body parts. Apparently it's not allowed.

((That sounded so dfodgy))

((does it?))

((What exactly is dfodgy?))

((Double dodgy, it was Emily's spelling mistake and we turned it into a word. We need a John here))

(John is here he just had a bit of a life for the weekend)
Watson: What did you expect Sherlock. Family members were sure to be unhappy with the fact that their dearly departed had some body parts missing. I hope Mrs Hudson has some nice tea ready for us.

((Wow, you had a life without going on Goodreads for a fw days? I'm so proud of you, we went on holiday for 8 days and I managed to check Goodreads 4 times- once on my phone.))

Anderson: Don't you have to talk to the lady with the missing owl keyring? I can do that for you if you want.

((I know right. Was crazy busy. Planning a wedding girls!!!))
Watson: NO! And we're meeting the lady after tea Anderson.

((John and Mary's wedding? XD))
Sherlock: *What he thinks is a good impression of Mrs Hudson* "Not your housekeeper!!"

Anderson: *looks annoyed, gives Sherlock the evils and stomps off*

((Well If I am Mary and my fiance is Watson - sure :D))
Watson: He does get provoked over the smallest things doesn't he?

Sherlock: Brilliant deduction, Watson.

Watson: Who did you think taught you everything you know?
((giggle...I could not resist!))

Sherlock: I have no need of tutors, I taught myself to notice the smallest details from a young age!
((Sherlock is very indignant that John thinks he's smarter than him!))

((John knows he is smarter the Sherlock. He just chooses not to point it out for the sake of easier life.))
Watson:Are we going now or not?

((He definitely has more common sense))
Sherlock: *huffs* Fine.

*Sherlock and Watson get into a cab where Sherlock proceeds to annoy the living merde out of Watson. Which results in a very relieved Watson when they reach the cinema*
Watson: Alright old friend, shall you go in and do your thing while I block off the exit in case Moriarty is still in the building?

((I thought that Moriarty was in the other topic?))

((is he? Oh, well, just go w/ the flow XD))
Sherlock: Ok. Are you armed? Because he's bound to be, and he wouldn't think twice about shooting you.

((I am confused. I am tired and hopped up on energy drinks, coffee and vitamins. Due to sleepness night which was caused by new favourite book. You therefor are forced forced to forgive me and feel sorry for me - and I think we need more Moriarty anyway))
Watson: Excuse me. I think we need an assistant to help us keep our cases in order. You have become increasingly popular Sherly.

Sherlock: I'll put my best man on the job. *looks pointedly at John*

((Can Molly be there to like study the corps because it seemed she works in the field of coreners))

((Sherlock goes in, sees Anthea, looks around and finds Mycroft talking to Molly at the other side. how about this?)

Watson: Alright, I'll get someone it soon.

Sherlock: *whispers* I mean you!

Watson: *gives Sherlock THE look* What exactly do you want me to do about it Holmes?

Sherlock: YOU can be an assistant.