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Dodo Birds and Fun at Sea
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Justin
(last edited Mar 03, 2013 04:10AM)
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Mar 03, 2013 03:45AM
Yohoho and a bottle of cheese! BE RANDOM HERE!
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what? but i thought ducks were blue!!!!!! ooh! and earplug!
but but but, bubblegum is pink when the canaries say "Tooth"!
but why? cause kangaroos dance on citrus witches from candyland
but the bulldog never sings "It's A Small World After All!"
I know. its sad how plants are dead. now they can never say goodnight to our little butterflies in Saturn.
the monkey cried after the banana died, and you terrorize it by telling it this?
im so sorry. I should have known the copies would escape their jungle cage
George left the jungle years ago, didn't you hear? he now works as a barber in Timbuktu
timbuktu? but I thought everyone had gone back to the pink wigs!
pink wigs won't be in style till 1345, we don't have to worry about that yet. The main concern is the flying daggers in the conservatory!
but I told the dodo bird to clear those out! those nasty mice... I must confer with them yesterday!
the giants are too busy going on tour with Eminem, so they won't be able to make it to the Christmas party.
aww... guess ill have to invite the orange glasses
panda bears are on my front porch. They wanted something to eat, so I'm cooking them Swedish Meatballs.
good idea. i have learned in the past that tennis is a favorite of the chinese penguins.
Really? I'll keep that in mind the next time I stub my toe!
wow, swimming in paris? and i thought getting eaten by a crocodile was bad!
except pink lemonade in south carolina!
Bah! North Carolina's pink lemonade is much better!
June bugs leap from tree to tree and can commonly be seen in April
weird, cause blue whales arent absolutely blue... their teeth are pink and orange poka dotted
To top it off, the giant squid is only two inches long!
wow, the sea really contains a lot of bubbles
I fly in a bubble, it's a fun way of travel, as long as you have a book to read.
why fly in a bubble when you have mops?
what about lions? they are very nice for listening to music. make a nice table for all the cheerios.
baby elephants can only travel 14 miles at a time, so the flamingos will have to carry them the rest of the way.
WEIRD, BABIES ONLY SAY MOO WHEN STORKS DELIVER THEM ON PINK CLOUDS TO ANTARCTICA
Garbanzo beans jump across the Atlantic on Thursdays!
why not Fridays? chic fil a always has the best horse shoes in that season
Remember, The Great Gatsby comes out in April, so Fridays would only work for the Happy Harrietts.
oh right. too bad. I guess well have to go to the sea goddesses for fashion advice.
I've heard she's also the best for telling you which youtube videos to watch on the Ides of March
aww, too bad that was two years ago. now youtube is only available during baby showers
what? I thought the aliens held their baby showers floating on big round flying saucers!
nope, triangular. and when did we ever mention the color flange? stop changing the subject!
Did I ever tell you about the time the wookies abducted me and made me work in the spice mines?
no you did not! I would like to hear this tale! hand me a spoon and some ears please
yes! me too, it sounds babunctuating
come on, you've got two people waiting!
there was this time wookies captured me and made me work in the spice mines! You can get the fork out of your ear if you want, now, before it gets infected.
oh, sorry, I forgot about the baby photo albums in the oven. ill go put them on the frozen lake
help me! the rocking chair has come alive and is dancing the hokey pokey!
