Totally Original discussion

You're all pretty intelligent, and are all pretty humourous. Why not combine the two?

One atom says to another atom "I've lost an electron!" The other atom asks "Are you sure!?" "I'm positive!"

I got this from a video.

What happens when a scientist dies? You barium.

Lithium oxygen lithium

A Neutron walked into a bar and asked how much it was for a beer. The bartender replied"Oh, for you sir, no charge"

Bad-dum-BUM!

There was some random joke about Sodium and Hydrogen asking questions, all they got when they "clashed" was 'NaH'

Ba+ Na2 = banana!

Thats good.

More of a math joke I thought of but... http://25.media.tumblr.com/5e13371f54...

Proton 1: Have you lost an electron?
Proton 2: I'm positive!

I already did that one. Except I used atoms. Protons have electrons? I thought they were subatomic particles, so they don't have them. I'm not very good at particle Physics, though, so can you explain?

Does anyone happen to know the chemical formula for Nitrogen Oxide, by the way?

Use Google

Badgerlord wrote: "Does anyone happen to know the chemical formula for Nitrogen Oxide, by the way?"

NO.

Oh. What a shame.

Everyone here is a hilariously beautiful mind... That made no sense. And it also sounded creepy.

Lol

Did you know that oxygen and magnesium bonded? When I heard, I was like OMg!!

Hahahaha

May the force be equivalent to mass times acceleration.

As my Chemistry teacher used to say, "If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitant."

That is sodium funny!!!

Hahahaha lithium oxygen lithium

Haha, "LOL"?

Yup

bully: Hey Moron!
Nerd: wrong its Boron!

Lame i know

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Cuz, girl, you're CuTe!

Nice one

What is it called when two molecular physicists are in love? Chemistry.