! YA Heroines ! discussion

Here at !YA Heroines! we are trying to collect a list of 1001 ways to get kicked out of Hogwarts!

I'll start you guys off:


1) Pull on Dumbledore's Beard!

2) Say "Voldemort's my Dad!"

lol :)

OMG Yes!

4)Slap Umbridge and diss her cat pictures.

Why, that is mean!

7) Turn Drako into a toad

9) Call Snape a slimy git

11) use polyjuice to turn yourself in to Dumbledor

12) Put one of the creatures from the lake into the prefect's bath. Any of the creatures from the lake will do.

14) Put a live dragon Umbridge's office and wait for her to return so you can take full credit for doing it.

:D

15) Be Fred and George. (How they did not get kicked out I will never know!)

16) Call Dumbledore "Albus" He'll expel you if you call him Albus! (AVPM references!)

19) Paint crosses over all of Umbridges cat pictures and dye her whole office black. :)
20) Call Snape a girl.

Elizabeth wrote: "7) Turn Draco into a toad."

HAHAHA. That one's for sure! I can imagine Draco and his father going mad.

22. Get caught in the 3rd floor corridor with a 3 headed dog.

:D

23) Be a deatheater plain and simple.