Cupcake Lovers discussion

Share the funniest joke you know. I hv a feeling I will b on the floor laughing at some of these jokes. Please respond to each of the jokes with a polite "lol ". If you are gonig to make a joke that might offend someone, such as a blonde joke, then start with no offense or something. We are not trying to be mean, we are just trying to evoke laughter.

I liked 4, 5, and 6 a lot! lol

That was great! :D

haha :)

lol

Q: what did the man say when he say 3 elephants going over the hill?
A: oh look there's 3 elephants going over that hill.

Q: what did the man say when he saw 3 elephants wearing sunglasses going over the hill?
A: nothing, he didn't recognise them.

Q: what did the man say when h saw 3 giraffes going over the hill?
A: You fooled me once, you will not fool me again!

I love elephant jokes, they are the only type that are funny! No offence to everyone else, but nothing else makes the cut, elephants and giraffes or nothing!!

Q: How do you hide an elephant in a cherry tree?
A: Paint it's toenails red

Q: how do you hide an elephant in a smarties jar?
A: paint its toenails multicoloured

Q: how do you hide an elephant in a rhubarb patch?
A: paint its ears green and its trunk red

Q: what time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A: time to get a new fence

Q: how do you get 5 elephants in a mini?
A: 2 in the front, 2 in the back, one in the trunk

Q: how do you get 5 giraffes in a mini?
A: Take the elephants out, open the sun roof and then 2 in the front, 2 in the back, one in the trunk

Q: how do you know if there has been elephants in your fridge?
A: footprints in the butter

Q: how do you know if there are 5 elephants in your fridge?
A: There's a mini parked outside the front

Q: how do you hide an elephant upside down in your bowl of custard?
A: paint the souls of its feet yellow


I could go on for hours, but I'm sick of typing!
elephant jokes are AMAZING!!

This book sound amazing, but I could have written it!!

lol

A preacher was having a hard time getting the people of the church to tithe, so he came up with this idea. He got up at the front of the church and swung his watch back and forth, saying, "Everybody put five dollars in the offering plate." Everybody in the congregation put five dollars in.
The next Sunday the preacher did the same thing, but told everyone to put ten dollars in the offering plate. Once again, everyone did. On the third Sunday the preacher got up front and started swinging the watch back and forth. Right as he said 'everybody', the watch chain broke, and the watch shattered on the floor. "Crap!" the preacher said.
And it took them a whole week to clean up the church.