The Mad Tea Party discussion

Oh, no! We have lost our madness. Now, we actually have normal conversations. But this is the MAD tea party, not the NORMAL tea party! If we want to be Normal, make a topic for it, but where is the good old spouting out pointless, random stuff? I'm so upset I may throw chocolate cupcakes onto a pillowcase then put it on a Creeper and let it blow up!

OHMAHGAWSH LOOK AT THAY CREEPER! LETS PEPPER SPRAY IT!

Being not random doesn't necessarily mean you are not mad.

True. VeRy TrUuUuUuUeE

Being cray means being yourself; you could a master in etiquette, proper grammar and cleanliness and still be considered crazy.

CRAZY and MAD are very different! MAD is more British and CRAZY is more American and OH MY GOSH IT"S A GIANT HUNK OF SWISS CHEESE!

Crazy and mad are synonyms.

So, how about them Chudly Canons?

Laszlo wrote: "Crazy and mad are synonyms."

I know, but MAD sounds much more British and Mad is also a synonym for Angry so it's the amazing Multitasker word!

Anyone? Chudly Canons?

The Chudly Cannons, you say?

WHOOPWHOOP

Did I tell you the story of my cat eating a tiny unicorn? It's quite tragic really. Hit it with a chudly cannon and ate it!

Oh My!

Terrible!

I cried. For three years.

Poor thing. At least it wasn't *dramatic gesture* THE ANTELOPE INCIDENT.

Oh yes! The antelope accident! I can't BEAR to remember!

Bears! Don't even mention them. The bear tragedy of 1903...sad times.