Twilight Saga discussion

In this game someone will post a wish, and someone will granted the wish but badly then post another wish.

Example:
I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted but it will be fake.
I wish I had a huge house.

I'll start:

I wish to marry Robert Pattinson.

granted but the guy will only look like Robert Pattinson not be him

I wish I could meet Renesmee

Granted but only from afar.

I wish to visit Forks.

Granted, but not the real place, just the town in b. c. Where they filmed the movie.

I wish to be a vampire.

Granted, but you will have to live alone.

I wish to live in London for a year.

granted but you'd have to attend a strict boarding school

I wish Leah could be friends with the Cullen's like Seth and Jacob are.

Granted, but no one will like her.

I wish Stephenie Meyer would write a fifth book.

granted, but it will be awful.

I wish that I was famous.

granted but you people won't respect your privacy

I wish I could live in Forks

granted but your house will be very, very leaky...

I wish I could be in a movie.

Granted but you will be killed in the first 5 seconds of the film.

I wish I could meet Carlisle.

Granted but he won't be very nice.

I wish Edward was real so I could marry him.

Granted, though he won't be 'harsh' on you.

I wish the Hush, Hush Saga would turn into a movie.

Grant, but they will pick horrible actors for the movie.

I wish to love in a house like the White House.

Grant, but it will burn down

I wish I could kiss Taylor Lautner

Granted, but it will only be a peck.

I wish I could make out with Robert Pattinson.