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No one has heard of this game...but if you have then that's weird because I'm pretty sure I made it up... O.o

ok, so this game is called SQ for SA (Silly Question for Serious Answer)

So here's how it goes. Person A asks a silly question, like so:

A: Does my banana surfing on ice creamm look like a monopod?

Then person B (or C or D or E or ...) answers seriously, like so:

B/C/D: no, your banana surfing on ice cream doesn't look like a monopod at all! It's beautiful! I'm really jealous of it!

Capisce? And a silly answer would've been:

no, your banana surfing on ice cream looks like jello on a skateboard holding pudding pie and stuffing a cat down a monkey's mouth.

Now, GO GO GO!!

If a monkey has a five thumbs on one hand, would he also have fingures on that same hand?

Yeah. Duh.

My apple pie is trying to murder my brother. Should I call the flying spaghetti monster, or eat some pie?

Eat the evil pie of course!

Does the Bannana holocuast Icecream have lots of bannanas or none at all? (Inside joke with my friends :D))

it's got ten bananas and three strawberries.

where is the crazed raved with the purple beak's favorite hideout in the summer?

I thought he went to Florida for a couple of weeks?

Howcome duck's quacks don't echo?? Is it a terrible disease?

their bills are too flat.

if the whole world was covered in lemonade would there still be ice cream shops?

I would eat Lays.

if I have ten easter eggs, and I eat three, then barf four out, then my giant spiky pruple hamster steals all of them, would I have two left???

close, you would have two thousand and fifty-three.

When Jimmy Jumping Bean leaped onto the roof how many elephants did he see?

5, and one giraffe.

I like eating chocolate pony shaped bunnies, but all of my chocolate pony shaped bunnies turned into vanilla dolphin shaped turtles. Should I feed them to my pet flamingo, walrus, or howler monkey?

you should give them to the homeless pikachus.

if i change the diaper on the baby spider will he bite me?

No, he's a nice spider, I just met him last week.

Why did my ear go to France and forget to pack his llama action figures?

oh my goodness! I don't know why he would have done such a horrendous thing!!

How did Sally make the chocolate cake with only a few almonds and a piece of wood?

She used the fairy recipe, of course!

I used to have 10 terrific tapping tigers but now I only have 9 terrific tapping tigers! Who stole all ten and replaced them with nine others?

Lord Voldemort.

When the baboons go on vacation do they take the rocking chairs with them?

No, they like their chairs to stay still.

I put my gingerbread house on my roof so everyone could see it, but my pet mouse couldn't see it! How many stripes does my pet zebra have?

nine hundred, because cobras don't like peanut butter.

Why didn't Frodo use the ticking crocodile to ride into Mordor?

Well, of course, what giant troll would do that?

All of my green sweatshirts are missing, so I have to wear my pink frilly one! Should I choose the red pants to go with it, or the blue sparkly pants?

neither, you should wear your orange and gold kilt with it.

How did King Kong know how to jump on a trampoline?

His mom taught him.

The rubber bands left my hotel, and now I can't find them. When should I go to the movies?

5:00 exactly.

if the red baron has and itchy toe where should he go to fly a kite?

Paris

I love gorillas, but the dental floss store just discontinued their Gorilla brand gum! What should I chew instead?

Grape flavored kool-ade.

How should I tell Mr. Jamison that his roof has flown off without braking his heart?

Write it on a cake and tape his heart up so it won't break when he reads the tragic news.

How do I send mail to my friends in the clouds????

((SHUMAILAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!))

Tie it on the leg of a sparrow.

Why do the giant squids hunt vampires every evening?

Because the squids murderd the vampires family!

If my textbook is chewing on my foot, what does it mean?

It's hungry. You should take it to Wendy's.

If a chimachanga walks across the road to get a haircut what would be the best one for her to choose?

A complete buzz of sour cream, becasue that tastes horrible.

The billboard just winked, should I ask for a number?

No billboards never commit to relationships.

If I change my name to Dolores Nettlebottom will that make me hard to recognize?

(Damn, he was a cute one too)
Not at all, the Nettlebottom family will come looking for you

Leanring to waltz with a sea lion has been a dream of mine, is it possible?

Yes! They're holding lessons on June 31st.

A troop of evil princesses just arrived at my door. What should I make for them?

Caesar salad with extra croutons.

I want to go to the moon but I can't seem to get a passport from the martians! Do you know how I could get one?

Go to Ireland and look for a castle. It should be the first one on your left. Inside the castle is a map that will lead you to Sweden, where they have a massive rocket. Go inside the rocket and look for five bananas, then give them to the martians as a peace offering. Then they can tell you how to get a passport.


When the world ends, I've calculated that all the cereal in the entire world will have vanished! What would be a better breakfast option?

Fried eggs are very nutritious.

I just realized my hair has turned to yarn! Should I go to the hospital or should I have a pedicure done?

I think a manicure would be best.

Ok, so when I sat in a chair this morning, it broke. Should I call 911, or 922?

You should call 0118 999 881 999 119 7253.

An octopus asked me out to dinner. Should I accept him?

Well, tentacles are awesome, so sure.

I just hate sitting on lilypads and then having to jog on the sun every morning to keep myself cool. Do you have any other techniques I could try?