Bookeaters discussion

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

She has no arms.

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

Why did Johnny get hit by a bus?

Sally was driving.

guys these are horrible:p
but my bro tells even worse ones.
ready?

what's brown and sticky?
a stick.

what's black and can't jump?
a parking lot.

what's red and smells like blue paint?
red paint.

Yeah I got to agree with Sam, sorry. ;p

Do riddles count? Cause I got a pretty hard one.

The strangest creature you'll ever find: Two eyes in front and many many more behind.

Jude wrote: A dyslexic man walks into a bra…

ROFL!

guys answer this..........how to put an elephant in a box in three steps????

Hey cheater!:P
Could you figure it out without googling it?

So, what is the answer?

Um, someone running away yelling "iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!" ?

... I think my answer is more creative.

Sevania wrote: "Um, someone running away yelling "iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!" ?"

i'll give you a prize instead!:)

Jude wrote: "Sevania wrote: "... I think my answer is more creative."

of course, sevania is still to cool for us. :P"

well we knew that already:P

Well, I'm too cool for y'all. I'm the one with a tailcoat. :P

Taylor [formerly Timothy] wrote: "Well, I'm too cool for y'all. I'm the one with a tailcoat. :P"

well, how do you know i don't also have a tailcoat?!

He's WATCHING you, Sam, Taylor is ALWAYS watching you.

sorry! cutting your conversation.......Taylor, Sam and Sevania.

''how to put an elephant in a box in three steps????''

Answer:1. You open the box.
2. You put the elephant in.
3. You close the box.

See, so simple. I thought sosmeone would answer. not by looking somewhere Jude. And the answer is not Peacock.

Sevania wrote: "He's WATCHING you, Sam, Taylor is ALWAYS watching you."

i thought emily was the one who's always watching. taylor was just the one who cuts off body parts...

really?
i guess you're just out of the loop then:p jk.
(EMILY WHERE ARE YOU WE NEED YOU TO VERIFY THIS.)

*Mad About Books* wrote: "sorry! cutting your conversation.......Taylor, Sam and Sevania.

''how to put an elephant in a box in three steps????''

Answer:1. You open the box.
2. You put the elephant in.
3. You close the box..."

The answer to Alina's riddle before you was a peacock :)

How about this one?

How do you put a giraffe in a box?

Sevania wrote: "How about this one?

How do you put a giraffe in a box?"

squish him 'til he fits inside hahaha

Nope :P

Let me reword that:

How do you put a giraffe in a box in four steps?

sorry! Jude....:D

Sevania, here's your answer...

1.You open the box.
2.put the elephant out of the box.
3.put the giraffe in.
4.close the box.

Jude wrote: "Cut him up into itty bitty teensy weensy pieces."

CORRECT! Not.

*Mad About Books* wrote: "Sevania, here's your answer...

1.You open the box.
2.put the elephant out of the box.
3.put the giraffe in.
4.close the box."

You must have heard this before...

A dyslexic man walked into a bra….

Sevania wrote: "*Mad About Books* wrote: "Sevania, here's your answer...

1.You open the box.
2.put the elephant out of the box.
3.put the giraffe in.
4.close the box."

You must have heard this before..."

It's very common in India.....

See if anyone can answer this.

Lion has marriage. All the animals are there except one. Who's it??

I was going to say the lamb, but that's on the dinner table. :P

oh no! The answer is Giraffe because it is inside the box.:P

okay! the next one...........
A man on the aeroplane had three things in his bag a brick, an underwear and a wig. The aeroplane was over-loaded so the man had to throw two of his things. What did he throw and why??

Taylor [formerly Timothy] wrote: "I was going to say the lamb, but that's on the dinner table. :P"

0_0

*Mad About Books* wrote: "oh no! The answer is Giraffe because it is inside the box.:P

okay! the next one...........
A man on the aeroplane had three things in his bag a brick, an underwear and a wig. The aeroplane was ov..."


Um, he throw the brick and the wig? Did he hide the brick in the wig to kill his mortal enemy?

I have a corny joke too. My dad came up with it.

How cool are cemetery's?

Wait wait wait! Is it that they're so cool that everyone's DYING to go there?

Yep Sev! I know, horrible yet funny right!

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come back for him.

Can't remember if I've already told this one.

Why did the little boy fall out of the tree?

His dad threw a rock at him.

Here's a good one!

Spring has just begun. Everything is turning green with life. The trees have not yet bloomed their leaves. But over night, the entire valley turned yellow. How is this possible?

Dandelions bloomed! They cover vast areas and can bloom in only a few hours from one another.

That was more of a riddle, but pretty good nonetheless.

How do you make a plumber cry?

Kill his friends and family.

Um, I think you could make anyone cry like that.

Hey! My joke is pretty famous in India.

Rohan: Mohan, Your father is a sweet shop owner. Don't you wish to eat them.
Mohan: I wish to eat the sweets but as my father would scold me so I just lick 'em and put 'em back.

Actually, it can be anything. You can yourself make it funny by answering it anyway, Jude.

another riddle

An old woman had to cross the river but the river had crocodiles who ate humans and she had no boat. How would she cross it??

i was thinking she got in an airplane and flew across. but jude's answer works too. i guess.

She swam across, but was mauled by the crocs and her bloody carcass was dumped on the other side.

that's horrible.
*shudders*

Or…she swam across while the crocs were sleeping, but some crocodile hunters thought she was one of them and they shot her and didn't know it was a human until they started pulling her in the boat. To escape being charged for murder, they dumped her on the other side.

That's really kind of depressing. :/

>:)

I like Jude's answer much better. It's less.... sad.