Just Have Fun!!!!! discussion

So this is how it works. Someone asks a question amd you answer with the most creative wrong answer you can think of. For example someone asks Why did Beatrice Prior transfer to Dauntless? You could answer Because she wanted to leave her giant hamster that poops gold behind! This is pretty much to have a good laugh.

Why is the forbiden forest in Harry Potter forbiden?

the gardener didnt want harry messing up the roses

why did katinss volenteer as tribute?

Cause she wanted to find the wizard of Oz.

Why did the Lion lie about his age?

he is actually a vampire in discise and didnt want anyone to find out that he sparkled in the sun

Why do dogs bark

To scare away that walnut that ran into that wall.

Why did the unicorn have corn for its horn?

The food court ran out of corndogs..

why do racoons wear a mask

To pretend they are dark vador.

Why do dragons breathe fire?

To scare away the monster under the bed


Why does santa have a beard?

So if he ever got lost in a desert he could pick the food off of it.

Why does the tooth fairy collect teeth?

so she can plant them.

Why does a witch fly on her broom?

To make the a shadow on the moon.

Why does a statue stay still?

because it is to busy thinking how to move.

Why does a ball get kicked?

So it can hit someone

Why is there a rabbit on the moon?

Cause a Unicorn threw up on it!

Why do woman wear necklaces?

so they can hang themselves

Why do guys use wallets

Because they're not man enough to be seen with a purse and the llamas could make a fool of them.

Why are people afraid of the Divergents?

Casue they poop out gold

Why is Salazar Slytherin bad.

Because he knew his crush liked bad boys

Why is the grass green?

So a leprechaun can use it to make a wig.

WHy do kids go to school?

Because the magic wizard of oz hypnotized them to love it

Why do people cry?

Because the unicorns ordered it to happen.

WHy do people love others?

Because Neil Armstrong landed on the moon

Why did columbus discover america

Because he heard that the grass is rainbow colored.

Why do people eat?

Ice cream day and night.

WHy do people love Peeta?

Because they want to eat him.

Why do people travel?

To find dragons

why do ducks quack?

They swallowed a buzuka

why did it snow in africa?

Because it thought that it was Antarctica.

Why do people sleep?

Its the lepercons fault

Why do people laugh?

So that they can poop rainbows and eat unicorns.

Why does Vodemort hate Harry so much?

Because he is jelous that harry has a nose, and a head of hair

Why does Maximum Ride fly

To tell them what the weather will be like for today

Why does earth rotate?

They dont, we just think they do. They actually fly in the air and birds live in the water

Why does it rain

so the can show their fat ass

Y do we have computers

Because cavemen were hiding the secret technology of ancient times by influencing a new technology.

why are pigs pink?

because they hope it will save their life if they fall.

why was homework invented?

they are hypnotizing us.

why do people laugh?

to warm up their ears for loud noises.

why did people stop using medieval weapons?

Cause it is made out of grass.

Why do people have birthdays?

to celebrate the days left until they die.

why do people not grow like plants? (out of the ground)

their scared of the worms.

why does superman fly?

because we fly

Y do parents boss us around

it's what they are programed to do in the secret lab.

Y don't kids pay taxes?

yep i would give it to you but i am busy using it. done *sends electronic pen* there u go

Y do we have chores?

Because they are the most fun thing in the entire world and everyone loves them!

Why are sisters annoying?

Because they are paid by the troll who lives under the bridge to make your life miserable

Why is the world round

Because the giant rolled it up that way.

Why does it snow?

it is to flashy and snobbish to be so plain as to only have one.

why is the center of the earth so hot?