Goodreads All Sorts discussion

I saw this on another group and I thought it would be fun! For those who haven't played before, the way it's played is: one person makes a wish, and the next person grants it, but in a twisted or corrupted way, and then makes a wish of their own! For example:

Julia: I wish I had a new bookcase for so I can store my books

Dustin: Granted! You have a new bookcase, but you converted everything to a Nook. Your bookcase now holds your grandmother salt & pepper collection.

Now Dustin makes his wish: I wish I did not have to pay taxes . .

Then the next person would grant Dustin's wish. Have fun! I'll get us started!


I wish I could cook gourmet meals!

Wish Granted! But you get to share it with no one. AWwww sad... your friends did not arrive :(

I wish I can buy anything I want without thinking of my limited budget.

Granted . . . but everything you want is out of stock and the store mgrs don't know when the next shipment will be in

I wish I had a new wardrobe

Granted - unfortunately for you every piece of new clothing shrunk in the wash.

I wish I had more hours in the day.

Granted but..the rest of the world moved to outer space you are alone with all the time in the world.

I wish my cat could talk like my birds

Granted - but now they talk nonstop and you can't get them to be quiet

I wish that I had a pizza for dinner tonight

granted but its burnt!
Wish I could loose 20 pounds

Granted, but it's 20 lbs of books that just vanish.

I wish I could fly.

Granted - but you can only fly 3 feet off the ground and keep running into things

I wish I could sing well.

Granted, but well is the only word you can sing.

I wish I had an endless supply of m&m's.

Granted but you find out you are allergic to chocolate.

I wish the outside temperature stayed at 70 degrees 7 months of the year

Wish is granted but it rains every single day.

I wish I always had whatever I was in the mood to eat, however eclectic!

Annie wrote: "Wish is granted but it rains every single day.

I wish I always had whatever I was in the mood to eat, however eclectic!"

granted but regardless of what you eat it has NO TASTE

I wish we could transport when ever where ever like Star Trek did

Granted, but every time you transport you die and a copy emerges.

I wish I could fly.

Robert wrote: "Granted, but every time you transport you die and a copy emerges.

I wish I could fly."

Granted but you can only fly 6 inches in a hour's time.

I wish my cell phone was nondestructive...

Granted, your cell phone is now made of water you are shocked every-time you use it

I wish I could travel the world

wish granted but the world isn't here any more.
I wish tornadoes did not exist

wish granted but now blizzards rage all summer.
I wish my house cleaned itself

Cheryl wrote: "wish granted but now blizzards rage all summer.
I wish my house cleaned itself"

Wish granted BUT every-time you enter your house... a robot picks you up and sets you back outside making it where you can't ever enter and stay for any length of time
I wish I had lunch right now!

Wish granted. It's Hannibal Lector's lunch and you can't tell which part is human.

I wish I could be 5'9

Granted, but the extra height is all added to your forehead.

I wish for a photographic memory.

Granted but it only applies if whatever your trying to remember includes a Z.

I wish I was better at mingling.

Granted, but it's an insignificant amount better so it's hardly noticeable.

I wish I could slam dunk.

Granted you can now slam dunk deer with great accuracy
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I wish i could throw first pitch at MLB

Granted, but it's the 1st pitch for MLB 2k13 for Xbox.

I wish for financial freedom

Granted you have enough financial freedom to buy a chocolate bar.

I wish to die my hair blue

Granted, you are now Marge Simpson

I wish for strong will power

*robbie you are mean-- Sticks tongue out*

Granted you can now act like Will Smith- no issue.

I wish I had another bookshelf in my room.

Granted, but the shelf is 1" long by 60"wide.

I wish I could feel refreshed with only 1 hour of sleep.

Granted but now insomnia causes you never to sleep again for more than 10 minutes

I wish I could spend a month in Ireland.

Granted, but as soon as you arrive, a zombie plague breaks out and Ireland is now quarantined for the next month in an effort to prevent further breaking out.

I wish I had telekinetic powers.

Granted,But your telekinetic powers are limited to reading the thoughts of cats and is able to move objects for about 6 inches.

I wish I was a well respected and talented actor with no sickness of any kind.

Granted but in order to maintain your status all of your co-stars are plagued with the illnesses that pass you by.

I wish I could change my appearance at will.

Granted- but you can only change into B-horror movie monsters.

I wish I lived in Seattle.

Granted , you now live in Seattle in the year 1876

I wish I could do great impressions of celebs

Grante- you can only do lindsey lohan.

I wish I understood physics

Granted...but you've forgotten how to write.

I wish I could be a famous movie actor.

Granted, but it won't last but for a year.

I wish I had LOTS of money.

Granted...but it's all in nickels.

I wish I had powers like Bewitched

Granted, but it only works when you're happy.

T wish I could be happy all the time.

Granted...but you run a funeral home.

I wish I won the lottery.

Granted, but you will have to split it 3 ways.

I wish I wouldn't have back pain.

Granted...but you need crutches.

I wish I could time travel

Granted, but you Time Travel to the Future.

I wish I could be like Jeannie of I Dream Of Jeannie.

granted...but someone corks the bottle and drops it in the ocean.

I wish I could write the next great american novel.

Granted, but it won't sell as good as you would want it to.

I wish I could write a really good Romance Novel.

Granted...but your publisher wants 3 more and you've got writer's block.

I wish I could heal people.

Granted...but your publisher wants 3 more and you've got writer's block.

I wish I could heal people.

Granted, but it's such a good thing that it backfires.

I wish I could spread happiness all over the world.

Granted but then everyone has really big egos ans start fights.

I wish I could have a do over day every month.