Funny Jokes discussion

Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out

lol

I have a Yo mama joke, but i hate Yo Mama jokes..:]

tell us

Yo Mama's so poor, she couldn't get a free ticket.

that sucked, i think.

**afford a free ticket i mean.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *oww*

Lol..didn't think people would laugh!! Oh well!!

**rolls on the floor laughing**

not funny

**continues rolling on the floor laughing**

Yeah it is!!

Yo mama so fat when she was walking across the TV I missed the whole episode of friends..now THAT'S not funny.

yo mamma is so poor that when i stepped on a teck deck
she told me to get off the family vehicle

Yo momma's so fat She stepped on a scale and the scale said one at a time please

Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

yo mama so fat she starts earthquakes when she excercises....................................................................... ur mom

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo Mama so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

yo mama so stupid tht she tripped over a cordless phone

okay that was stupid and reeealy common :)

HAHA!!

Yo mama's so stupid, she invented a silent car alarm.

Yo mama's so ugly, she went to an ugly contest but the rejected her, apparently professionals aren't allowed.

Its not that good

kinda

yo momma so stupid she went to a stupid convention and got kicked out cause the sign said NO PROFETIONALS

yo momma so dumb she talked into an envelope to send a voice mail

yo momma so stupid she took a doughnut back to a doughnut factory cause it had a hole in it

i have tons of these jokes

haha thats good!

yo momma so stupid she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate

yo momma so stupid she smeared lip stick on her forehead cause she tried to make up her mind

yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

i hacv heard bothhhh

yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish

yo momma so stupid she missed the 44 train and took the 22 train twice instead

haha lol

yo momma so stupid she thought a quaterback was a refund

Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare!

Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!

Yo momma so short, she models for trophys.

Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!"

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

http://home.comcast.net/~mykel1/yomom...

look at this site!!! its hilarious

lol yeah but there funny

You guys are hilarious!

Kathy-Diane
Author of LET THE SHADOWS FALL BEHIND YOU
http://kathy-dianeleveille.com

Yo mama's so stupid she buried a worm.

yo mama so fat she takes up 7 rows

L D M R wrote: "let me try. yo momma so stupid she locked herself in a motorcycle"

lmao

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

ha thats goooddd

I got one your so ugly when you went into a haunted house you came out with a job offer and your mama is so fat that the national weather station has names for her farts and she is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale

nice web site ~**HollyBerry**~ (future cullen!!!)TWILIGHT!!!

techno wrote: "I got one your so ugly when you went into a haunted house you came out with a job offer and your mama is so fat that the national weather station has names for her farts and she is so fat that the ..."

i dont get it?????

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!

Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face!!

Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!