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Blonde Jokes
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Jerry
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Apr 21, 2009 09:55AM
What goes SCREECH! VROOM! SCREECH! VROOM!?
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A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie."The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
lol.... ohh i know one!
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is!”
My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
okay that wasnt so funny....... but yah
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is!”
My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
okay that wasnt so funny....... but yah
Swati wrote: "A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie."The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?" "
YEA DATS FANNY!!
♥Bidisa♥ wrote: "lol.... ohh i know one!A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut an..."
YES DAT WAS SOO FUNNI!!
I got a good one!A blonde, a brunette, and a biker rob a grocery store. Then the cops come so they hide in potato sacks. The cop goes over and shakes the back with the biker in it, she goes, "meow". Then he shakes the bag with the brunette and she goes "woof". Then he shakes the one with the blonde and she says "POTATO"
lmao!
How does a blond kill a fish?She drowns it!!
I got this one outta the twilight series...
How do you drown a blond? Put a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
How do you drown a blond? Put a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
Swati wrote: "How does a blond kill a fish?She drowns it!!"
lolz! =P
????????????????????????? im lost well thts actually not suprising
sarah! wait y r u yelling @ me i didn' do anyting wrong whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
oh then SARAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yay! I hasn't talk to you in fowevew!
So what's happened? I need to get caught up!
not cleaning somethin' frm bhind the sink so hows it been
I've been pretty good...oh and I have a guy constantly harassing me now =(
Basically all the ppl in my class are nerds...
Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? Toes Go In First!!!!!
here is a blond joke there 3 couples a brunett,redhead,and a blond all 3 couples decided to go hiking well the brunett couple went out and followed some bear tracks then came back then the redhead couple went out and did the same following animal tracks and come back then the blong couple went out and followed some tracks and didn't come back well the outher 2 couples were wondering what happened to the blond couple well they wait for several days then find the blond couple in a hospital the blond couple say they 2 followed some tracks but it was the train tracks lol but dumb right (no offince to any of you blonds).P.S. I AM NEW TO THIS GROUP yall
The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin,
"For best results, put on two coats".
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.First Blonde:
"I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Second Blonde:
Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!
If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!
The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!
A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,
"Where did you get that?"
The pig replied, "I won her in a raffle!"
"Where did you get that?"
The pig replied, "I won her in a raffle!"
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.
When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,
"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."
The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.
Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,
"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."
The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.
Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
lolz! OOOOOOOO I have one... but it in't really funy o yea:
A blonde was on one side of the river wonering how to get to the other side. Another blonde came along on the other side of the river. The one who wanted to get to the other side yelled to the other blonde, "HOW DO I GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!?!?!" Then the other blonde yelled back, "YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE!"
A blonde was on one side of the river wonering how to get to the other side. Another blonde came along on the other side of the river. The one who wanted to get to the other side yelled to the other blonde, "HOW DO I GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!?!?!" Then the other blonde yelled back, "YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE!"
how did the chicken cross the road?
