Laugh out Loud Book Club discussion

My friends and I used to do this in a notebook at school. All you do write part of a story and then the next person adds to it. You can write just part of a sentence or a couple sentences, but leave it open at the end so someone can add something crazy or new to what you were saying. As people add to the story, I will keep the complete version in Microsoft Word and add it to our Club. :)

Once upon a time, there was a white cat who loved to lie in the sun. One day she spotted a bird outside her window so...

she picked it up turned upside down and ran across the room with it. Later on she found it on the trampoline saying...

"Happy Birthday to me, Happy birthday to me!" How in the world was the cat supposed to know it was the bird's birthday??? So, she decided to get the bird...

and throw it in the trash. Then her mommy said "little darling...

don't play with your food!" So, the cat went and...

played with the food for the little girl. Then the cat decided to move on with his life and go to the mall to buy some...

new clothes. Everywhere the cat went, there weren't any clothes for cats, just for...

the blue apple that had a million worms in it. The cat decided to just...

open a store so that other cats could come and go shopping at the mall. The first day of being open for business...

the poor little cat died. A random dog then came into the store to take over. He changed the store so much that...

it was unrecognizable. So people started going in there thinking it was a shop for them. Come to find out they were just shopping for elite dog products and dog treats. So anyway...

the dog started making money from people shopping for their pets, but not from the dogs themselves. The dog decided to advertise a little bit with the money he'd made. He went to the local dog hangout...

to tell the fish to get out of there! The dog was so annoyed that he ran to the middle of the dog hangout and screamed "AHHHHHHH." All the dogs were then scared away. The fish was also so scared that...

it jumped into the nearest sewer drain in order to get out to the ocean. Along the way, the fish saw...

a blue submarine. Instead of going into the submarine the fish swam and swam until he couldn't swim any more to the other side of the sewer drain. Then he realized that...

he made the biggest mistake of his life. The preditors of the sewer drain were out to get him no matter where he went. All he wanted to do was jump out of the sewer so he could get back to the dog drain. Sad to say, the dead cats cousin was in the sewer drain, and as the fish was jumping back up to the dog hangout...

the cat caught the fish's tail, played with him, and ate him. The cat felt like he did his job of helping rid the world of fish, so...

it was saved by the screaming dog who didn't want the cat to eat the fish. The dog wanted to eat the fish, but then decided to throw the fish into the ocean and say "say-la-ve. Buh-bye little fish!" So then the dog went...

and started advertising for his business. He would yell...

Scooby-Doo!!! Then you would not believe what happened,

dogs started coming from all around. There was a poodle who loved her hair and her name was...

Joan Rivers, The amazing pink poodle who made a career out of.....

Runway modeling. Joan Rivers was so full of herself, that whenever someone would walk in front of her she would...

jump up on them, rub against them, and nudge them to pet her. She would also...

get upset if they didn't pet her. When this would happen she would...

get so mad that she turned blue! Then she would run across the room really and bark really loud. Also she would...

start shaking uncontrollably until her fur turned back from blue to pink - she loved her pink fur. One day, when a nice woman decided to pet Joan Rivers without being nudged, Joan Rivers...

jumped into her arms. The nice women took her home and...

gave her a room all for herself. She told Joan Rivers this would be her new home and she would never have to do Runway Modeling again. She would take her to the groomers every week and...

not forget to paint her nails. Joan Rivers was so excited that she ran right into her room that was all her own and took a long nap. When she woke up...

she decided to explore her new home. She found that she wasn't the only animal staying with the nice lady, there was also...

a cat, a bird, a pig, a goat, a zebra, a bunny, and an elephant. After finding that out she went straight back to her room and...

tried to decide if she should make friends with the other animals or just leave. She decided she would meet the bunny before she made her decision. The bunny's name was...

Foo Foo Silly Poo. She decided she didn't like the bunnies name. So she ran out the door, but to her dismay...

Foo Foo Silly Poo (or Foo Foo for short) followed her. Foo Foo said, "I just got here yesterday. It's so nice to meet you! We should go meet the zebra!!!" So, Joan Rivers and Foo Foo went...

to meet Super Lava(the zebra), and realized that she was very nice! They decided to go to dinner at...

the little restaurant next door. Little did they know animals weren't aloud in the restaurant. Their nice owner found them upset and brought them back home for dinner. She made them...

Top Ramen with eggs! So yummy they thought...

it was their new favorite meal. When the cat, Figero, came in to join the fun...

it was over. Super Lava passed a dying gas. Then they all...

laughed except for Joan Rivers who despises these kinds of acts. Super Lava was somewhat embarrassed, but...

it all worked out in the end. They just forgot about it and went on youtube to look up some funny videos. Then..

the pig, Pork Chop, came in to the room and told them to look him up on youtube. They saw he had...

a video of him doing the disco. It embaressed poor Joan Rivers because...

back in her puppy days, she lived at a disco as their mascot. She told her new friends about this and they didn't think it was embarassing at all. They thought it was...

really cute:). They gave her a big hug and they became the best of freinds. They went to celebrate at

...

the mall of course in behalf of Joan Rivers delight of the jewels that she treasures to find more for her collection...

of jewels. She decided to move on with her life after this though and throw all the jewels in the trash can that was in her room. Then she decided to move to the Super Lava's room because she was feeling lonely, and if she moved to another room then it would allow the nice lady to get more animals and...