Horror Aficionados discussion

I thought I'd start a topic here about what would you do if..feel free to respond and ask your own questions. With that being said, What would you do if you came across a head, arm, leg or some kind of body part in a bag or case along the side of the road?

I'd put the word out to all of the meth-head cannibals in my neighborhood and auction it off to the highest bidder.

What would you do if...someone you loved suddenly sprouted a tentacle out of the middle of his/her forehead?

This seems like a game, so I'm going to move this into the Games folder.

To answer my own question: I'd probably look around and then run away as fast as I could.

As for the other question- I'd probably rub my eyes and have a double check and then if I still saw it in their forehead I'd freak out and back up a bit!

If I had super powers, I would be able to read read read and not worry about making money or having a job! lol No, seriously, I would cure my own Crohn's Disease first off.

I could read and do chores at the same time.

What would you do if you found a fairy in your garden?

I would inadvertently start the robot holocaust, by explaining to my truck what I thought of its whining to be taken to a dealership for an oil change, when I can do it in the driveway.

What would you say if you ran into your favorite author, at a singles bar?

Tell the joke where Ayn Rand fought Shakespeare in a bar.


What would you do if you ran the Disney corporation?

Start running and hope that I was with someone that runs slower than me.

What would you do if you were dared to do the Polar bear plunge in January?

Do it!

What would you do if you found out you had a twin that you didn't know about?

Get together and prank people. lol


What would you do if you someone dared you to jump out of a plane?

Tell that someone "After you" then sit back with a cold beer and see if he makes it down safely, then I'd jump too, after having a few more beers first of course.

What would you do if you inherited a haunted house?

Put a white sheet over my head and run around the city centre going WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

What would you do if you could turn your pee into liquid gold?

I'd have to check out the price of gold and then start drinking!

What would you do if you came across a horde of zombies outside your home?

Justin wrote: "What would you do if you came across a horde of zombies outside your home?"

Start eating all those foods I'm not supposed to, in anticipation of an early death.

What would you do if you knew how you'd die without being able to alter the means of your demise?

Continue doing exactly what I'm doing now.

What would you do if you were abducted by absent minded aliens who forgot that you were on their ship and they all went into hypersleep?

Graeme Rodaughan wrote: "Continue doing exactly what I'm doing now.

What would you do if you were abducted by absent minded aliens who forgot that you were on their ship and they all went into hypersleep?"
I'd creep on them and life that they lived, have a nosy about and then of course plot my escape.

What would you do if you were offered eternal life, a gift that you couldn't share?

Turn it down.

What would you do FIRST if you found out that your that you would die tomorrow?

Spend all of today doing whatever my son wanted to do.

What would you do if you could get anything you liked for free for one day?

Bunny wrote: "What would you do if you could get anything you liked for free for one day?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXBfs...

What would you do (job-wise) if you decided to run away right now and join a spooky traveling carnival?

Nicki wrote: "What would you do (job-wise) if you decided to run away right now and join a spooky traveling carnival?"

It depends what you mean by "spooky" but I think I would be a mind-reader.

What would you do if the world was ending in 8 hrs?

Spend as much time as I could with my family and friends. :)

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Go visit the library of Prague (-:

What would you do if you were given a mysterious inheritance, signed the documents to accept, and then found out you were now the owner of a Giant Squid?

I would find a priest to exorcise the demon, so I could enjoy my new home! lol


What would you do if someone gave you a job driving a taxi cab, but you could only drive it at night?

I’d definitely take a job as a night taxi driver...it would be odd, but then I could write a novel about all the strange people I meet!

What would you do if you woke up in the lair of a mad scientist?

I would willingly participate in a longterm human experiment in the field of sleep deprivation.

What would you do if you have a routine examination at your dentist and he suddenly begins to ask you if an object of an unspecified nature is safe?

Run like hell.

What would you do if you discovered that your next door neighbour was a robot pretending to be a human being.

I’d love that, it would be a lot of fun...is the robot from Marionettes, Inc. ? (-;

I’d go over and visit the robot quite a bit and find out it’s purpose.


What would you do if you someone offered you this deal - either 20k for doing nothing or you could get 200k if you guess the correct number they are thinking of (between one and ten)?

I would definitely take books any day and just surround myself with them. No one would ever find me as I would be burrowed under them all! lol

What would you do if your favorite character out of one of your books came to life and knocked on your door?

Say (while trying to hide my panic), "Hi Chloe, what can I do for you?"

A stray kitten scratches on your window, late at night, your let it in, and it says in a posh English accent, "Why, thank you very much, may I please have a saucer of cream." What do you do?

Give the kitten a saucer of cream (duh!)

What do you do if the dog sleeping on your bedroom floor snores so loud that YOU can't sleep?

Graeme wrote: "Say (while trying to hide my panic), "Hi Chloe, what can I do for you?"

A stray kitten scratches on your window, late at night, your let it in, and it says in a posh English accent, "Why, thank yo..."

I am pretty sure that is what you would say to Chloe! lol Also maybe you could offer her something to drink and tell her to relax and put her feet up! :)

Anne (w/ an E) wrote: "Give the kitten a saucer of cream (duh!)

What do you do if the dog sleeping on your bedroom floor snores so loud that YOU can't sleep?"

Leave the dog lying there snoring, then grab my pillow and move out to the couch! lol


What would you do if you stumbled across Jack the Ripper in a back alley?

Shoot him in the groin and walk away.

What would you do if you could stop Padmé from meeting Anikan?

This is a tough one, because then there would be no Luke and Leia. I think I’d have to sacrifice having them as characters though, because Padme and Anakin are such a tragic tale.

What would you do if you were offered honor and glory by Thor to join him on an adventure, or riches and your own planet if you accept an offer from Loki to betray him on that adventure?

Take the honor & glory.

What would you do if you were offered the leadership of the munchkins in the land of Oz?

Become the leader, I’m about as tall as a munchkin, so I’ll fit in just fine. Plus everyone likes lollipops and songs.

What would you do if you had to pick just one of the following fictional places to visit: Narnia, Westeros, or Hogsmeade, and why did you choose it?

Nicki wrote: "Go visit the library of Prague (-:

What would you do if you were given a mysterious inheritance, signed the documents to accept, and then found out you were now the owner of a Giant Squid?"

I'm from Galicia (Spain)...I'd eat it :)

What would you do if you had George RR Martin locked in your basement? ;)
(With his consent, of course)

I'd make him tell me who survives the war.

What would you do if you could go back in time?

I wouldn’t, don’t fuck with history. Never ends well.
What would you do if your significant other grew to a massive size (talking Godzilla levels here)?

I'd go out for a pack of cigarettes and, you know, never return.

What would you do if you found yourself in the Land of Oz?

I would probably just stay there as with the way the world is right now, I would rather be in that magical place, then be here in this reality. :) (I love that movie!)

What would you do if you won a free ticket to go anywhere in the world and where would you go?

New Zealand.

What would you do if given the choice of being a vegan or a pescatarian?

Neither. Mmm... meat.

What would you do if your dream girl turned out to also be a supernatural being (example: sorcereress, vampire, werewolf, etc.)

Stay in the relationship.

What would you do if you inherit a mansion in Scotland from a long forgotten great uncle who stipulates in the will that you can only keep it if you stay within its walls from dusk till dawn within the next seven days.

The lawyer mentions that you are the 4th in line, and that the previous three inheritors have mysteriously disappeared over the last three weeks.

Discarding any concerns and thinking this sounds easy, you scrape the money together for airfares and quickly travel to the mansion with your two best friends.

You discover that this lonely, isolated 17th century stone mansion overlooks a misty loch surrounded by a dank forest, and the nearest village is 30 minutes away by car.

There is an ancient caretaker, with a hunch back, and a cast to one eye who cackles loudly when he opens the front doors to greet you. He takes your hand, rubs his dry fingers over your skin and remarks avidly, "You're fresh!"

The mansion has a general dusty, cobwebby look to it. The caretaker warns you that the cellar, the belfry, the library, and the 'master's bedroom,' must never be entered after midnight. He also mentions that any "blood-curdling screams should be ignored... it's just the wind!"

You look at your two friends, and consider that the car has enough fuel to get back to the village...vs staying and collecting your inheritance.

Well if I had enough money to travel to Scotland then I would have enough money to hire a paranormal team to come in and clean out whatever was "lurking" there. After the cleansing, I would stay with my friends in the castle and collect the inheritance!

What would you do if the train you were on derailed and you were the only survivor?