Reviewing Writing discussion

This game is called Unfortunately and Fortunately.

For example,
Unfortunately, Richard fell out of a plane.

Fortunately, he fell on a haystack.

Unfortunately, the haystack had a pitchfork in it.

And so on...

soooooooo do i just post up one thing and next person post other??


Unfortunately, Jane lost her bet. ???

Is that right??

Yup. Fortunately, she won the lottery.

Unfortunately, she got robbed

Fortunately, the robber slipped on a banana peel and all the loot flew into the air.

Unfortunately, all the loot fell into the pond before she could catch them

Fortunately, a man who was fishing caught it with his handy dandy net thingie.

Unfortunately, his handy dandy net thingie broke right before it got to the shore so the loot fell into the pond again

Fortunately(WHY ARE YOU MAKING THIS SO DIFFICULT?!) a motorboat sped by and one of the passengers caught the money with a shovel.

Unfortunately(look who's talking about making it difficult.....), an eagle, seeing shiny loot, flew over the motorboat and SNATCHED it out of the shovel

Fortunately,(MONEY ISN'T SHINY!~....AT LEAST NOT PAPER MONEY)then a gigantic blimp flew by and someone on the ladder snatched it.

Unfortunately....................(it is to me!! :D:D:D) (why do i always get unfortunate ones??) the ladder broke and the person try to save himself and dropped the loot into the.....VOLCANO!!

Fortunately the volcano spit it out again and the woman caught, and, not wanting to LOSER HER MONEY, locked it in a safe.

(loser????) Unfortunately, the safe melted because of the lava that was on the money(is that possible??) and she burned her arm and dropped the loot

(whoops, sorry) Fortunately, a blizzard suddenly concocted by a mad scientest hardened the lava before the safe collapsed and a magic fairy healed the woman's arm.

ugh i am tired of doing unfortunately ones.

sry...
Unfortunately, a potato hit the fairy on the side of the head and she turned the woman into a frog instead.

Fortunately, a prince came and kissed(uhh) the frog and she turned back into women. then, prince decided to marry her(...)

Unfortunately, the prince's supposed fiancee(before he fell in love with the frog) became very angry and stabbed the prince to death.

(scary sarah....) Fortunately, women had a magical potion from Queen Lucy(from Narnia..) and saved her prince.

Unfortunately (:D), Queen Lucy had mistaken castor oil for her magic potion and the prince remained dead.

Fortunately, Queen Lucy had a faitful maid who had the potion and saved the prince

Unfortunately, as soon as the prince woke, he tripped, spilled the potion, and fell off a cliff.

Fortunately, little mermaid caught him and brought him back to the shore...

Unfortunately, the evil octopus lady turned them into minnows when they climbed ashore.