Middle Earth discussion

"what is cold as death, never thirsty, ever drinking, all in mail, never clinking?"

Madelaine fell, screaming, not from fear but surprise. She landed on a pile of pebbles, and rubbed her head. Two glowing eyes were fixed on her from a small boat approaching.

"What is it, precious? Clumsy girl? Elveses to taint cool waters?"

((ahhh what happened why are you here o.o))

((I'm RPing a book character, Gollum. He's brilliant.))

((http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5rhgS...))

Madelaine blinked. "I'm no elf, Gollum. And don't you dare even hurt me, or I swear to God I'll murder you in a split second." She said taking out her dagger.

"No, no, nice Smeagol. No knifses. No pointy deaths."

Madelaine sheathed her dagger, still glaring at him. "Get me out of here." She said.

"Must make a bargain. Must win a game. Yes, the nasty, threatening, snotfaced girl must win."

"Get me out if here or die." Madelaine said taking her dagger out and pointing it at his throat.

He hissed and dove under water, into the black lake.

Madelaine sighed, leaning up against the rock wall. She hugged her knees to her chest, and wept silently. She had let him die, and she would always regret it.

((Sure))

"Why does it cry?"

"Oh just leave me alone..." Madelaine said softly.

"Fine. Nice Smeagol actually takes interest in nasty, cheating girl, who threatens him with knife! Stupid Smeagol to think such a thing was... polite."

"Why are you being so... Kind? I'm sorry. I'm just stressed, and I always thought of you as a bad person, but in reality I pity you." Madelaine said.

"We needs no pity!"

There was silence.

"Sorry..." Madelaine said, then started thinking of Legolas as there was silence. She began crying again. "Dead! Dead! Dead! And it's all my fault!" She whispered to herself.

((I'm busy! Hold on!))

"What's dead?"

"L-Legolas Greenleaf..." She whispered.

"NASTY Elveses. Very nice work, precious, nice indeed." She felt a clammy hand on her shoulder.

Madelaine shook her head. "I didn't kill him. He killed himself. And I tried to save him, but I couldn't. I LET him die." She said softly.

"Ah, smart Elvses to kill self."

"No it was not smart! I loved him, and he used to love me, but-but that princess decided to make her move while I was trying to save us!" She said frustrated.

"Elf Princess? You should wring her neck, and bring her to me. Fish?" He dropped a day old fish on her toes.

"I-I can't kill! I only kill orcs and goblins! Or squirrels and rabbit... And no thank you. I get sick when I eat any kind of fish." She said backing away from the fish.

((On that note, St. Louis?))

"Nice fish... Raw... Scrumptious. Juicy. Moist!" Gollum ripped into the flesh, crunching the bones between his long, nimble fingers.

Madelaine looked down at the ground, shielding her eyes. She actually in reality didn't like fish.

Gollum shoved it in her face. "Eat! Girl must be hungry!"

Madelaine pushed it away. "Thank you for the offer, but I have my own food." She said pulling out some elven bread.

Gollum hissed and darted back. "Nasssty Elf bread..."

Madelaine put it back in her pocket. "I don't have to eat, you know. I've gone without food for 4 weeks before." She said remembering when she starved herself.

"Good, starve longer, eat fish."

"No thank you. So, are we... allys?" She asked.

"No, GOLLUM! No allies for Smeagol."

"A-alrighty then. I think I'll find my way out." Madelaine said getting up, and starting to walk away.

"No! Orcses, lots of orcses. Too many for one knife."

"I can handle myself. And if I die, at least I won't have to remember the pain..." Madelaine said looking stonily at the ground, as she kept walking.

Gollum slapped next to her. "Dangerous," he hissed, not liking this at all. "Very dangerous..."

"Do you want to die too? Do you wish you were dead?" Madelaine shook her head. "Stay here."

He said nothing, but slapped right along next to her.

"I didn't think so." Madelaine said sighing. As she stepped outside into the loud storm, she saw someone in the shadows. It wasn't Gollum. It was...

The Pizza Planet truck.

((JK. BUT WHAT IS IT???))

((Melissa, durp!!!))

((OOOH!!))

Melissa stood there, eyeing Gollum like she wanted to rip his heart out. "The master was displeased when he heard of your absence. Go back to him. Now."

The power of the ring forced Gollum to obey. Melissa turned to Madelaine. "Well, well, well... What have we here?"

((I gtg soon))

"A girl who wishes death could be stopped." Madelaine replied not caring what would happen.