Red vs. Blue discussion

"I'm not gonna let you guys botch this!"-Wash

"Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go blow up that dead body."
-Agent Washington

"Being wrong isn't a Democracy."
-Agent Washington

ooh... i approve...

"That was the worst throw ever. Of all time."

Sorry, gotta put the next line, even if it's Caboose...

"Not my fault! Someone put a wall in my way!"

yeah... "hey, church, agent washington. nice weather today..." -also Caboose...

Doc: Uh, Wash, you just can't kill everyone you meet...
Washington: Why not?
Doc: Well now you're putting me on the spot - I don't really have an answer to that...

haha, i hadn't heard that one.

Possibly his best quote ever.
(Upon being asked why he believed that the reds and blues would give him the Epsilon)

"Heh. For as long as I can remember, I have been lied to, manipulated, shot in the back and left for dead. Now, I have a way out of all of this. What in the hell makes you think I'm going to ask for it?"