Nerdies!! discussion

granted

i wish i could read fast
when i read i visulize and i read slow so i can procceess them and see them in my head:(

granted, but your books will magically float around your room


I wish that my crush would go out of his way to hang out with me

Granted but he will die

I wish I like all food.

Granted but you will be forced to only eat one of them.

I wish I was allowed to get out more.

Sure but only with the person you hate.

I wish I didn't have a massive headache yesterday.

Granted but you will have o relive that day for the res of your life.

I wish the day was longer

Granted but you will that day will never end...


I wish there was no school.

Granted but you will be banned form seeing your friends.

I wish I didn't have to do my homework

Granted but you stay at school for the rest of your life.


I wish I didn't have to practice piano

Granted but you will turn into a piano.

I wish I didn't have writers block

Granted but you can never stop writing

I wish I could be invisible.

Granted but you can see yourself.

I wish I had magic

Granted but someone will turn you into a frog

I wish I could have a turtle

Granted, but it'll be a Germanian Snapturtle

I wish I was omnipotent

Granted but right after you will turn into a monkey.

I wish I could run super fast.

Granted, but you'll be allergic to caffeine

I wish life was happier

Granted but every movie would be really sad.

I wish I had redder hair