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message 1: by Bev (last edited May 05, 2009 09:42PM) (new)

Bev (beverleyongoodreads) I am the judge! 1 is the worst, 10 is the best. Please submit entries by May 10th at 11:59 pm to be qualified. Winner gets a penny from the judge and the power to choose the next challenge!

Thanks, looking forward to read them.


message 2: by Bev (new)

Bev (beverleyongoodreads) haha! that's a good one!! anyone else?


message 3: by Brooke (new)

Brooke this one is a spoof about a foundation called Make a Wish Foundation. They go to kids with cancer and they have one wish. Example=go to disneyland. Sometimes it comes true...because of the orginazation of course! That part was true, now for the funny part (not true).

So a boy gets one wish.....he wishes for UNLIMITED wishes! haha! So the Make a Wish Foundation has to give him watever he wants. He asks for everythin u could imagine. In the end the kid is rich, and the foundation in broke!


message 4: by Brooke (new)

Brooke i dont get urs juliet am i just stupid or is there a catch? lol



message 5: by Bev (new)

Bev (beverleyongoodreads) uhhhh, ok! dawn, do u have one?


message 6: by Sarah (new)

Sarah For english I made a video, and in one of the scenes we had to eat some burgers. So I went to Mcdonalds, bought some burgers and started fiming. It turned out that one of my friends did not like Mcdonalds so she started throwing all the burgers at everyone on camera. It was hillarious! :D


message 7: by Brooke (new)

Brooke wait jade wat is my rating 1-10




message 8: by Bev (new)

Bev (beverleyongoodreads) i can't say until everyone has voted, sry.


message 9: by Dawn (new)

Dawn Ferree (rainkissed) | 18 comments here is mine:
Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave keels over. Frantic, Joe dials 911 on his cell phone and blurts, "My friend just dropped dead! What should I do?"
A soothing voice at the other end says, "Don't worry, I can help. First, let's make sure he's really dead."
After a brief silence, the operator hears a shot. Then Joe comes back to the phone. "Okay," he says nervously to the operator. "What do I do next?"

I know it's pathetic!


message 10: by Dawn (new)

Dawn Ferree (rainkissed) | 18 comments Thanks! (sarcasm)


message 11: by Dawn (new)

Dawn Ferree (rainkissed) | 18 comments Your such an amazing friend! I luv you! (sarcasm)




message 12: by Dawn (new)

Dawn Ferree (rainkissed) | 18 comments Sorry. I do love you (as a friend).


message 13: by Dawn (new)

Dawn Ferree (rainkissed) | 18 comments hehehe!


message 14: by Bev (new)

Bev (beverleyongoodreads) Wow guys, ok the winner is... DAWN!!!


message 15: by Dawn (new)

Dawn Ferree (rainkissed) | 18 comments Hehehe, are you kidding, I had the BEST joke, plus, Jade is the judge, not you!
I'm going to go and try to post a blond joke now! Can't wait to beat Juliet at that too! (nananana!)


message 16: by Dawn (new)

Dawn Ferree (rainkissed) | 18 comments I don't want to be mean! Sorry!


message 17: by Dawn (new)

Dawn Ferree (rainkissed) | 18 comments It was just a playful joke!


message 18: by Dawn (new)

Dawn Ferree (rainkissed) | 18 comments HATE U!


message 19: by Dawn (new)

Dawn Ferree (rainkissed) | 18 comments ugh


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