Bookies! discussion

So I start with one sentence, like There once was a guy who liked gardening, one day he went to his garden
Then you say: And then he gasped because his plants were missing

Next person: And then he found out it was a bunny
and so on.

I will start:
Once there was a woman who went shopping. She went into her favorite store

She gasped when her favorite brand of shoes were no longer in stock

and cried very loud so that the whole store heard her

and pulled out a laser gun to shoot

but forgot how to fire it

and aimed it at the store manager

and it was empty

With a bottle of woman's finest perfume!

Oops! No ending yet!

and she felt so silly

Because

her shoe had just broke and

The heel got stuck in her foot

and she cried so loud there became an earthquake and

A rhino....

herd her and tried to reach he but

Then a dog driving a car drove in front of her and she......

almost got hit when

A flying.....

cat, with claws that...

Pounced on

her and she laughed so loud that there was an after shock from the earthquake

Boom!

then the lights burned out

She was in total darkness.

but then she remembered she had s flashlight in her pocket

she went to reach it but she left it in her other pants

and

then she ran home and then

ran into an old friend of her's and

And said the world is gone crazy

and then bought a parrot

and a horse

And a dog

And a cat

That ate the parrot

And then it vomited out the parrot and ate it again

Then the dog chas

Ed the cat

And bit it's hand of

Then she realised the big was a zombie

Dog sorry auto corrector

And the cat ran to the other side of the world

And she ran after it as fast as she could the realised she could take the horse an then she set of chasing after Ed with hope she would find him

But she didn't and found herself riding her horse in.....

a new paradise way only to find a...

Future and hopefully something more to life

yet life is sometimes put on standstill just to..

sit there and relax, so she

Did and was like I'm sofeeling this