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Neha
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Aug 11, 2013 09:40PM
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Me: Awesome! We have a Hermes!
su'p dude?got your flying monkey sneakers with ya?
tell me man why do u have to be so............................cant get the word but WHY??
That did not make ANY sense. Anyway.....HI HERMES!!!!!
Hey guys king of messengers here so if you got any questions or concerns for the best god in the house, ask away!
How's life as a duck? Oh wait... you're asking the questions here.
Great question. I was just about to ask that =PDo u like the jokes that Connor and Travis play on ppl.
@Percy- I can't say I'm proud but I will take the credit for their cleverness @The Duck- I was heartbroken but quite proud that he would do such a thing to honor his parents and save Olympus
That's right, my kids are just a batch of heroes. Save it, I already know. *nods with proudness* Me: (is that even a word???)
Me: don't worry. We use a LOT of words that aren't words in this group.
Me: Since I'm Hermes, does that mean I get to do George and Martha too? :D
I guess. That would be so cool!!!!
They're like, the only part of Sea of Monsters that was right!
But make sure it like this:George: bla bla bla
Martha: bla bla bla
Me: bla bla bla
Hermes:bla bla bla
Me: k :P
H: Sorry guy's, gotta take this. *picks up the phone* Yeah...Listen-I know, but... I don't care if he is chained to a rock with vultures pecking at his liver, if he doesn't have a tracking number, we can't locate his package....A gift to humankind, great... You know how many of those we deliver-Oh, never mind. *hangs up* Sorry guys gotta dash. Be back later :)G: Rats are delicious
Raven ~Hermes~ wrote: "They're like, the only part of Sea of Monsters that was right!"IKR!?
A: Hermes, you should've been technically here earlier. since you invented the Internet.me: but he did not invented goodreads right?
A: hmm...well ask him, what am i? A detective?
No. Ur the Goddess of wisdom and knowledge.
H: Sadly I did not invent goodreads. Possibly one of my anscestors...M: It was my idea
G: Rats are delicious
H: Sorry guys gotta go deliver a package to Poseidon which takes longer than normal 'cause my wings can't stand getting wet. Might be back in 2-3 hours, try not to miss me too much.
H: Back guys, I brought a packet of rats so George would stop complaining. I hate going underwater x. x
H: Yeah George was getting annoying... any of you guys got a towel?
H: Oh, and thanks. I never got a chance to dry off my wings. *uses towel and fluffs shoe feathers* Much better! :)
H: They automatically grow back, and if they ever get lost they are lead straight back to me :)
M: They were my inventionG: Rats are delicious
H: Sorry, they were my invention. Martha takes credit for everything...M: I do not!
H: Sorry, Dionysus is calling. I might be away all night, I could be back in around 3 hours. Who knows with the unpredictable wine god...
Wow. Hermes. Do u stay up all night delivering packages and stuff,i mean,do u sleep?
H: I have agents across the USA I just handle the important stuff but I'm certainly working all day. Some nights I don't sleep at all but some nights take a break and get 8-10 hours... It really depends on the dayMe: Some nights I stay up cashing in my bad luck, some nights I call it a draw!
M: be quiet mortal!
Me: O-M-G!!!!! Lord Hermes, you gotta help us in stealing these-----
Dont u know whats this??? Its the 1000 copies of The House Of Hades signed by Rick Riordian!!! *screaming*
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH,BTW dude u did not anawer my questions u should be ashamed
Why are you screaming Apollo?? Your voice is making the Holy Cows on Olympus trample everything in their path!!
Lucky Ducky M! wrote: "OMGG"Me: IKR??!!??!!!!!!!! OMG I WANNA JUST STEAL IT!!!! SOOOO CLOSEEEEE
hey hermes, can i get an early delivery of HOH?
Me: OOOOHHHH!!!! ME TOO!!! ME TOOO!!!
H: @Apollo I apologize, I will go back and try to find it.@Everyone else Sorry, I'm not allowed to steal anymore ever since I vowed to Apollo and Zeus after I stole my brother's cows. Seriously, I was a little kid! How was I supposed to know?! If I tried to the consequences for breaking a godly vow would be unheard of. Who knows, Zeus could make a permanent storm over me so my wings would always be wet and it would be impossible to fly. Apollo could send a murder of crows to peck at my skin day and night! It's just not worth it, children.
H: Oh but I'm sure everyone will be happy to hear that I got lots of sleep last night! chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp Ok maybe just me.G: Rats are delicious.
H: What! Apollo's thread is beating me by 1,300 posts! Come on guys!
*happy dance*oh yeah oh yeah...
H: *glares* I quote (from www.greek-gods.info): "From that moment on, there was peace again in Mount Olympus and a strong friendship began between Hermes and Apollo." ehhemm
That's because ur topics new,Hermes. Ask Apollo has been here for a VERY long time now.
yeah it's been here for about 7 millenia try to understand LITTLE bro
