I'm Definitely a Madman With a Box discussion
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Lizzy, Main Mod
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Aug 24, 2013 10:29AM

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I was at camp halfblood and then things got weird. A police public call box appeared in camp boundaries. Only demigods can get through the barrier. A man wearing a fez and bowtie walked out. "Has anyone seen a farting fat person walk through here ". Nobody answered. "Ok is anyone willing to fight an alien with me ". Everyone stepped out of the way and standing there was me." What " I said. Everyone started pushing me towards him. He pulled me in and I said " Wow its bigger on the inside ". And he said " yeah yeah yeah I've heard it before come on we have an alien to catch ". He pressed some buttons and pulled a lever. We stepped out and we weren't at camp anymore. " What is your name " I said. " The doctor and it is an honor meeting you Percy Jackson ". " How do you know my name ". "Oh come on you have saved the world I have saved the world how would I not ". "Are you an alien ". "Yes ". "How did we travel from camp to here ". " The time vortex". "Wait this can travel through time too ". "Yes can we stop talking we have a farting fat person to catch". "Yes doctor". We ran towards a fat person and stayed around them until they farted. After 13 fat people we finally found him. The smitheen. Or was it stillbeen. Anyway we found him. We ran and tackled him. He jumped up and reached for his forehead he pulled and I realized there was a dipper. He unzipped it and pulled down his skin. A chubby green alien was standing right in front of me. I pulled out riptide and I uncappped it. "Its riptide " said the doctor " I've always wanted to see it in person ". I slashed at the monster. Instead of golden ichor green blood dripped out. The doctor pulled out something and pointed it at the alien and pressed a button and it exploded. "What was that " I said. "A sonic screwdriver its from 2 billion years in the future " he said. We walked in the magic box and we were back at camp. "Here" he said. And he tossed me his sonic screwdriver and disappeared.
