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WEIRD or FUNNY stories
Wha?!?Okay, one time me and my siblings drove around town and would yell to people on the sidewalks
"See you at the party! I'll bring the toilet paper!"
Does that count as weird?
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haha that's FUNNY!:D
but like i'm convinced hoolio only worked there for like one day because i have never seen him since!
:) Trying to force someone to buy soap... That doesn't sound like a very fun job
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Wayan, THE house stalkin' word stealing answer thief!
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that must have been why he kept saying
"you are killing me!"
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also any ideas for hoolio stories
i was thinking
hoolio wins the x factor, performs at glastonbury
hoolio im a celebrity get me out of here( with brian cox)
hoolio in thg
I don't know... They all seem like perfect story idea's :)
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but i never get down to doing them :(
it would be cool if- actually wait i'll but it in the wishful thinking box.
One time we were at a Fair and this girl kept shouting the name Sam so my friend Makayla decided that this one random guy was Sam and forced him and his friends to follow us all around trying to find the girl who was yelling Sam...When we found the girl she didn't like us very much :) Oh! and we named Sam's friends! One of them was Haimay...He was attractive...
I wish I had funny stories. My life is so boring D:
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Oh, yes, yes of course. Theres probably a story somewhere...
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i have had a weird story today actually
well
my friend and i were filming for her you tube vid and well she put a ice cream on her forehead so she would look like a unicorn also there were these three kids we wanted to borrow their skate board and well they were like no
and i swear one should be a lawyer because he wanted my email address because he claimed he knows jack haris and would email me a picture and well i put it on his phone and he's like
"yeah guys i verified it, it's a real email address."
and he asked sooo many questions i was like whoa whoa
one thought we would pay a tenner to borrow his long board uhhh no!
Well we were sat on either side of this corridor and every time someone went past we shouted "Hi Barbara!" or some other name really enthusiastically with added waving and bright smiles. We got a lot of weird looks :-)
And this other time I as riding my friends Dad's quad (with my friend obviously- I can't drive quads) along this road near to where Alex's Dad has a fishing business and we were just driving along quite happily when this sheep came down from the one of the fields on either side and started chasing us and he was really fast. We were kinda scared so we sped up loads but then saw that to our horror more sheep were joining the one that was following us. Every sheep we passed (and we passed a lot of sheep) joined the formation and soon there were about 150 sheep who were charging along behind us.
We tried to loose them but they were too quick and started over taking us! So we stopped and there was a wall of sheep every side of us. And they wouldn't move no matter how many times we did impersonations of wolf cries. And then the second my foot touched the ground they all sort of widened their eyes and trotted off like "Arrgh! It's a human!"
So then we were happy and saying "Yay! we outwitted some sheep!" So we set off again and...
THE SHEEP STARTED CHASING US AGAIN.
Eventually we realised that escape was futile and so we drove at a normal pace. We passed some walkers and the sheep all shied away from them and they (the hill walkers) looked kind of shocked that there were about 150 sheep behind us. So we said,
"We're being chased by sheep." And they were replied,
"Oh." Then one of them said, jokily,
"Are you joy riding, then?" And Alex, forgetting what joy riding meant (thought it meant riding for joy) said,
"Yep." And then I was shouting
"NO! No we're not!" And then Alex remembered what joy riding was and said,
"Oh! No we're not actually." They wouldn't believe us and said that they were going to check with Alex's Dad (although at that point they didn't know that Alex's Dad was Alex's Dad)
So we were like, Okay whatever, think what you like. So we set off fast again with our sheep groupies following behind. By this time we were wondering how we were ever going to get rid of them because there was a gate coming up and they were blatantly not allowed outside of it. And we drove past these other walkers and screamed "Help us! We're being attacked by sheep!" And instead of helping, they started taking pictures of us with all of the sheep following behind!
We realised that they wouldn't go near humans and so all we had to do was have one of us standing by the gate and the other one driving through it.
Later we found out that the sheep we chasing us because it was around March/April when there was really bad weather (there was actually an arms length of snow that day) and the grass wasn't growing like it should do so the sheep were starving and were counting on the farmers to come (on their quads) and feed them. So they were starving and thought we were bringing them food, poor sheep :-(
That was rather long, sorry!
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things like that don't happen to me :(
haha should i be disappointed?
No, you should not. I now have a phobia of sheep :-(
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Aww poor wayan.@ Kenya- are you talking to me? If so then yes, sadly it is real.
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previous teachers have called me
aywan and wahan but come on wagon??????
Wayan wrote: "yeah poor meprevious teachers have called me
aywan and wahan but come on wagon??????"
Unacceptable! What's the teachers name?
Sorrel wrote: "Aww poor wayan.@ Kenya- are you talking to me? If so then yes, sadly it is real."
Yep! How does something like that even happen?!
When you're with Alex anything can happen :-) Literally 85% of time you spend with Alex you come back with a story to tell. Whether it's that you were chased by sheep or that you found a baby roe deer and named it Sherlock, who later died :-((that one wasn't with me but I heard a lot about it)
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but i wasn't with alex...
oh and the teacher is called
mr madonna
When I said "you" I really meant One. So: When one's with Alex anything can happen :-) Literally 85% of time one spends with Alex one comes back with a story to tell. Whether it's that one was chased by sheep or that one found a baby roe dear and named it Sherlock who later died :-(
And yes, I realise that you probably meant that as a joke but I just wanted to say one- I felt posh :-D
Wayan wrote: "Sorrel wrote: "When you're with Alex anything can happen :-) Literally 85% of time you spend with Alex you come back with a story to tell. Whether it's that you were chased by sheep or that you fou..."Call him something like "Maylonna"! or "Janice"!
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This was in my schoolbook:Muhammad Ali was born Cassius Clay in Louisville, Kentucky in 1942.
He won the amateur Golden Gloves championship in 1959 and 1960 and went on to become the heavyweight champion of the 1960 Olypmics.
Four years later, he was champion on the world.
HE WAS CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!
:) That's awesome! You are the best/worst stalker in the world!
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I'm Stalker of the year at my stalker school-
AHHHH!
*covers mouth*
YOU DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING"
oh then you are very lucky indeed lucky ducky because me and my bezzle elle have made up a stalker song (cause we're kl like that, don't judge...)
i will post it at some point :)
Omigod. My friend Becca should go to the stalker school. She is pro at stalking- seriously. We get a new teacher and the next day she knows everything about them. It's scary. Really, really scary. Like, I should stop being this friends with this psychopath scary.
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During the summer my friend Heather and I went to the drive in. While we were waiting for the movie we blasted music from the car stereo, and were dancing/twerking like the crazy people. We started twerking to don't drop that thun thun thun and we realized that there was an old lady behind us. It was funny, because she was just sitting there smoking and glaring. We kept twerking lol. Does that count as weird or funny?
Yes! It most certainly does...Count as both, I mean :)
Oh my god right, today my friend esmee was prancing about because she was hyper and I told her that she looked like Count Olaf being a dinosaur and so then we all pranced about pretending to be T-rex's and then did a T-rex version of "All the Single Ladies". Then we went outside and played parents evening in which esmee pretends to be three of our teachers at once. And me and and Amy were pretending to be T-rex parents and Becca was our T-rex daughter and we just said "Mraw! Mraw! Mraw!" A lot. Then esmee went over to the fitness club group cos she was going to do the teacher impression for them. And one of our deputy headteachers was standing just round the corner and asked who esmee was impersonating! And esmee went,
"Um...um...um that guy off the Telly. Off of um, TOWIE then one of the fitness club people went,
"Joey essex?" And esmee went.
"Yeah. That one." And then the teacher said,
"Okay, show me it then."
Aww it was hilarious.
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That sounds like one of the weirdest most delightful things I've ever heard!
my story is when me and my friend niamh met "hoolio"
it was hilarious.
we told him like a dozen times that we had NO money and that even if we did, did he really think we would spend £80 on soap and co products
he did actually keep saying
"girls come on! you are killing me. look because i REALLY like you i'll give you this dead sea salt and mud soap which is £50 for £5!"