Awesome Quotes discussion

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."
— Miss Piggy
"procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday"
— don marquis via archy
"Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN."
— Folk Quote
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
— Groucho Marx
"I love mankind, it's people I can't stand."
— Charles M. Schulz
"I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal."
— Jane Austen
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
— Douglas Adams
"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."
— Mark Twain
"Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away."
— Robert Maynard Hutchins
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
— Charles Shulz

Also "The art of flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss" by I forget who I think Douglas Adams or something.

Oh woops its "The knack of flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss"

ya okay, you stole like all o'mine. but i like this one

"Pox curst thee, warped flap mouthed, hasty witted, gorbellied, guts gripping hell hater hugger mugger!" Me in an attempt to write in Shakespear so Mrs. Orme can't fail me, but not coming up with nice stuff.

"I LOV BETHANY!!!!!!!"
— cole holdren

hahahahaha nice nate

"I HATE DUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-AUSTIN DANIELS

huh?

um. "I turned away to the left, letting my hair fall to mask my face and conceal my impulsive heated pink cheekbones and giddy smile. Darn those girly emotions and mannerisms."- Jenna Edra (my bfffff)