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Wayan, THE house stalkin' word stealing answer thief!
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Sep 08, 2013 01:48PM
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:) I have an idea....I'm going to live in a hole in the ground and feed hedgehogs dog feces....Yeah, I'm kinda bored so that's what came out... :)
Please! I'm addicted! *Gasps* This was your plan all along, wasn't it? Get us addicted so that you can learn all our secrets in exchange for you're delicious cookies!...What's in those cookies, Wayhana?
oh no! *panics* that is definitely not my plan and i cannot tell a living soul or a dead one what is in them
but there is rainbowdust
but there is rainbowdust
What about a skype group? I have done it with people from twitter a couple times. I don't mean a face to face call as those cost money that I don't have, just a voice call.
How about you give me funding for a trip to Australia in which me and my friend esmee will travel to the outbacks, live on nothing but one portion of dirty rice a day, live in a tent, not speak a single word for each other and find our spirit animals. I'm hoping I'll get a dragoctocorn.
:) Sorrel! Why wouldn't you take me?!And of course you'll get a....Dragtornaianyaoct! ;)
Dragoctocorn.. Wow, if I hadn't looked I never would have gotten that
well i have a new theory about UNICORNS and GOD
god is a unicorn
you can't see god and no one has seen a unicorn
so god is a unicorn
and because god exists
unicorns most definitely exist too
he is not a lepricorn or some other creature
because god is above all
and unicorns are above all
GOD=UNICORNS
GOD-EXISTS therefor UNICORNS-EXIST
god is a unicorn
you can't see god and no one has seen a unicorn
so god is a unicorn
and because god exists
unicorns most definitely exist too
he is not a lepricorn or some other creature
because god is above all
and unicorns are above all
GOD=UNICORNS
GOD-EXISTS therefor UNICORNS-EXIST
people already believe in God well most people do and well not so many believe in unicorns I tyin' to rove unicorns exist most definitely
Totally thought I saw one a couple of weeks ago. It was during the horrible cross country imposed by our vindictive PE department, and we passed these fields and I didn't have my glasses on so everything was a bit blurry and in the fields there were these horses- only... were they horses? I stopped and frowned, puzzled. One of the horses (a pale dappled grey hit by the morning rays) was drinking from the river and... was that a horn I could see from its head? Could it be? Was it so? Was this... Was this a UNICORN!! I think I must of gasped because one of my fellow classmates stopped and said, "What?" And it being beyond me to utter a single word I merely pointed at the horse, aghast. "So what?" They said, "It's a horse.""Look again." I replied, mysteriously. They squinted and scrunched up their face in confuzzlement.
"I... I just see a horse!" They cried, desperately.
"Oh you noodle nugget numb-skull!" I cried. Now this was uncalled for but you cannot blame me for just beyond me was a living breathing unicorn. "It's a unicorn, can't you see! Look! There! There is its horn!" My companion frowned again as I pointed enthusiastically, buzzing in my excitement.
Turns out it was just a pale silver birch stick coming out of the water at the right point. In my blurry, non-corrected vision it looked like a horn. T'was very sad.


