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Best way to get kicked out of anywhere...
Walk up to random people, yell "Surprise Trust Fall!", And then fall to see if they catch you...
its worked for me... i was banned from walmart.
Walk up to random people, yell "Surprise Trust Fall!", And then fall to see if they catch you...
its worked for me... i was banned from walmart.
Have you and your friends stand on two opposite ends of an aisle and bend over like your holding a trip line. If they just walk past fall backwards like they broke the line.
Take up an entire Aisle in toys by setting up a full scale battlefield of the G. I. Joes and the X-Men.
the stickers you find in book shops, you know like operas book, "summer reads", "if you liked 50 shades of grey read this"carefully peel off "50 shades of grey" and restick them to any of this books.
The Bible
Margaret Thatcher autobiogth
A Brief History Of Time
The Female Eunuch
cricket wisdom
the hobbit
Ford Anglia 105E Owner's Workshop Manual, 1959-68
คlคภภคђ!!!!! {{ I love BVB! }} wrote: "Best way to get kicked out of anywhere...Walk up to random people, yell "Surprise Trust Fall!", And then fall to see if they catch you...
its worked for me... i was banned from walmart."
NO WAY!
my friend has a bucket list with 50 things she wants to do at walmart before she dies
awesome!!!
And thats awesome James lolz :3
And thats awesome James lolz :3
this one takes far to must work.step 1. dress as a creepy clown
step 2. take photographs of your self doing creep clown things.
step 3. make a number of .gif out of your photographs of your self doing creep clown things.
step 4. make website with said .gif's called "MrEvilChucklez.com"
step 5. dress normal.
step 6. go into the apple store and see how many display iPads, iPhones and mac's you can log into "MrEvilChucklez.com" before you get kicked out.
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
LUCKY DUCKY M~THE INSANE DUCKY~ wrote: "-Throw raw meat at people and run away screaming-Ride the bikes around the store and scream"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE""
Lol
Hmm, I did the bike thing once with a friend.That was one interesting day........
trying to wear a frozen turkey on your head as your throw the meat.
That would be interesting How about having a full on sports game in the store using the items from the store itself.
Did that once, got kicked out...
James wrote: "trying to wear a frozen turkey on your head as your throw the meat."Ha ha :D
Walk up to random strangers and say "Are you my mummy?" Over and over again in a British accent.Dress in a red polo and khakis at Target and pretend you're an employee.
Do as may dance dares as you can before getting kicked out
In a bookstore, open every book, sniff it, and say "I CAN SMELL THE CHARACTERS PAIN!"
In a bookstore, flip around all the books in the mystery section so you can't see the cover or the binding
xD
wander into the wrong gender section of a clothes store and start trying on the underwear over your clothesthen get a bedsheet,tie it around your neck and pretend to be a superhero
Mercy Hayes ~#fortheloveofmusic~ wrote: "Walk up to random strangers and say "Are you my mummy?" Over and over again in a British accent.Dress in a red polo and khakis at Target and pretend you're an employee.
Do as may dance dares as..."
rofl :P lol
Dress in a frog suit and walk around the store, while grabbing all of the swimming pool noodles off of the shelves in the toy section Open a bag of your favorite sweet snack, look into it, and say "My Preciouss!" really loud for everyone to hear
Laugh like a maniac while unwinding a roll of toilet paper and running all over the store with it
more fun in the meat aisle.get some pepper pig stickers. go around and sticking them to packets of peppered ham so it looks like official merchandise.
Yell" I hate your (insert random item)!"
it would better to yell that at brand mascots, i hate you snap crackle and pop is sounds why crazier then i hate you kelgons rice crispys. or go for a over the top shakespearean approach.
from hells dark heart i cures the mustard, a pox a pox on your ranch house dressings
Start singing a Justin beiber song loud and obnoxiously, because I hate him. And then say, yeah I hate Justin Beiber!!! However you spell his last name.
Run up and down the aisles and scream on top of your lungs
Hide in the empty spots where the items were and scare people...
Actually, funny story! When I was younger my sister and I would play house in the empty spots when my parents were looking for stuff. We would open and close the doors in the hardware stores. We just hung out in the places and when they were asking if we wanted to go to the store we had to make sure which one it was because one had more empty spots than the other.
Hide in the empty spots where the items were and scare people...
Actually, funny story! When I was younger my sister and I would play house in the empty spots when my parents were looking for stuff. We would open and close the doors in the hardware stores. We just hung out in the places and when they were asking if we wanted to go to the store we had to make sure which one it was because one had more empty spots than the other.
Haha, that I would do that if I wouldn't get I'm trouble for it!
it applies for elevators, but im sure you could apply it shops: When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.
Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
Ask, "Did you feel that?"
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
Swat at flies that don't exist.
Tell people that you can see their aura.
Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
using google images and photo shop to make a realist looking box for a DOC McStuffins STD testing kit. then:
put it in the toy store with all the other DOC McStuffins junk.
or
put it in a pharmacy next to the comdoms and pregnancy testing kits.
or
just try to return it and see if they give you a refund. yelling how could you sell this to kids. look the hippo keep telling my son he is HIV positive.
twiligth if it read out it should have any diolong illustrated with the use of sock puppets
I usually scream incredibly racist remarks i got banned from like 4 starbucks and a family video
i also once copied of a bunch of this picture and glued it on the lawnmowers at menards where the prices should be
1) put quick jelly into the tropical fish tanks
2) dress as aqua man and start talking to the tropical fish
3) dress as a dog and lead in on a lead. drink from the water bowl.
4) buy a parrot train it to say "help help i've been turned into a parrot." then try to return it.
5) dress as a cat, have a long discussion with staff about which scratching poles for a cat your size.
6) dress as the pied piper, try hypnotising rats with your flute.
7) ask what birds are suitable to be fired from a catapult at pigs
8) put laxative into the dogs water bowl.
feel free to add to this list and or ideas to get kicked out of other shop, (just remember to say what type of shop your trying to get kicked out of)