Fun & Games!! discussion

Ok, I saw this on another group. Basically, I ask a question and you answer with something TOTALLY wrong

Ex
1: Why does the tooth fairy take your teeth?
2: Because she eats teeth. Why does she eat teeth?
1:Because they taste good.Why do they taste good?
3:Because they taste like cinnamon.Why do they taste like cinnamon?
2:Because the dog cast a spell on it.Why did the dog cast a spell on it?
4:Because it made the dog angry.Why did it make the dog angry?
1:Because it blablabla.

I'll start

Why is chocolate bad for you?

Because it is radioactive.
Why is it radioactive?

Because it's brown.
Why's it brown?

because it's made of bark, why is it made of bark?

Because dogs made it.
Why did dogs make it?

Because they wanted to eat it. Why did they want to eat it?

Because it tastes of chocolate
Why does it taste of chocolate?

Because Union J are amazing!
Why are Union J amazing?

Because they taste of cookies!
Why do they taste of cookies?

Because they're from the dark side!
Why are they from the dark side?

Because they are allergic to our cake!
Why are they allergic to our cake?

Because it so obviously isn't from the Dauntless faction! >.<
Why isn't it from Dauntless?

Because Dauntless is too awsomesauce for that!
Why is Dauntless is too awsomesauce for that?

Because they have Four!
Why do they have Four?

Because Four is a number!
Why is Four a number?

Because there are pandas in Edinburgh ZOO!
Why are there pandas in Edinburgh zoo?

Because they have sunburn!
Why do they have sunburn?

Because they live with Santa!
Why do they live with Santa?

Because they are made of wood!
Why are they made of wood?

because they like cheese
why do they like cheese?

Because they blow up

(Why do they blow up?)
Because they have peanuts in them!
Why do they have peanuts in them?

So they can be shipped!
Why do they need to be shipped?

Because they smell like eggs!
Why do they smell like eggs?

because the duck told them to
why did the duck tell them tho sell like eggs

Because he was bungee jumpy
Why, my fellow companion, why must this yellow-billed creature from the surface of the calm liquid lunge from a lonely cliff connected with a long, thick rope of non-safety? Why, old chap, why?

I mean bungee jumpING lol that messed my sophistication

I'm so confused by that! XD Is it obvious that I had double maths last? >.<
Because I haven't seen the end of the film Pearl Harbor.
Why haven't I seen the the end of the film Pearl Harbor?

Because Hannah stopped you!
Why did Hannah stop you?

Because I threatened to kill Jace.
Why did I threaten to kill Jace?

Because Jace loves Shona!
Why does Jace love Shona?

((OHMIGAWD!!! HE DOES?!))

Because my dad hasn't called and I can't go to sleep yet.
Why hasn't my dad called?

((Yes!!))

((If this isn't right plz let me know!!))
Because he's busy ((I'm guessing))
Why is he busy?

Because he is curing cancer.
Why is he curing cancer?
((Cue CIA))

Because he exploded a leaf!!!

Why is that?

Because they smell of hedgehogs!
Why do they smell of hedgehogs?

because they drank tea
why did they drink tea

Because they hate bumble bees.
why do they hate bees?

because they got to near the curtains
why did they get too near the curtains

Because curtains look nice
Why do curtains look nice?

Because Fred's death is just so sad! :(
Why is Fred's death so sad?

Because Harry has his mother's eyes!
Why does Harry have his mother's eyes?

Because Snape's life is a lie.
Why is Snape's life is a lie?

Because Hedwig says so!
Why does Hedwig say so?

Because Harry doesn't live under the stairs anymore.
Why doesn't Harry live under the stairs anymore?

Because Neville grows up to look cute!
Why does Neville grow up to look cute?

Because Matthew Lewis is so fit.
Why is Matthew Lewis so fit?
(going to bed now. I'm tired!)

(bit early)
Because Howlers are real!
Why are Howlers real?