Overrated discussion

Basically a person makes a wish, then the next person grants it, but twists it to make it undesirable, then they make a wish, etc.

Ex: Person 1: I wish for a fish.
Person 2: Granted, but it's dead and now your entire house smells like dead fish and is infested with flies and birds.
I wish I could stop procrastinating.

I'll start
I wish I had time to make a webcomic

((Whats a webcomic...I'm sorry my brain is on the fritz...as usual...))

((It's literally a comic just posted through the internet))

Granted, but you pull a Moss and keep it in your shirt pocket and it falls in the toilet when you try to flush it

I wish my tablet was here
E: DRAWING tablet, not iPad-like object

Your phone is a crappy flip phone that needs to be charged every thirty minutes.

I wish I could go to Asia.

Granted. You can fly. You continue flying up and up until you are in space and then your body flies into the vast unknown of deep space after a very, very long time. You hit a planet with an alien race not entirely sure what it is and become their proof that there is a god and start a devastating war with a tribe that believes you are an omen.


I wish I had a husky.

You can, but you are trapped in the body of Jake the dog.


I wish my dog were stretchy and gave life lessons like Jake.

Granted, but it sheds a million pounds of hair for every lesson it gives.

{I don't know what to wish, someone else please post a wish?}

Wish granted but you still think like a girl


I wish my head aches would go away

Wish granted but you now have a never ending back ache

I wish for a horse

Wish granted but your horse breaks his leg before you get him so you can't ride him for a while



I wish I could fly with glossy black wings

Granted. but everyone sees the black wings thinks you're evil and they capture you

I wish I could kill a boy.

Granted, but your target is indestructible and will always rise from certain "death".

I wish I had better earbuds.

Granted but the music that you can listen to is really bad.

I wish I had the guts to say waht I really think to my crush....

Granted, but the person doesn't feel the same.

I wish the weather would always be like this.

*sobs* Granted (since I don't know your weather) it rains so much that there are floods OR there is so much sunlight that there is a drought.

I wish that I didn't have homework.

Granted, but you have ten pounds of homework every day for the rest of your life, excluding today.

I wish that table in science wasn't so shaky.

Granted but everyone's table is shaky and it amkes them drop their experemints and than ALL of you have to clean it up making you late fro your next class and getting detention.

I wish that life was fair.

Granted but someone punches you rly hard so you start crying but they dont get in trouble but from then on life is completly fair




I wish that we didnt have school

Granted but since you don't have school you're really dumb and everyone would laugh at you and you would have no friends.

I wish I had noodles

Granted but the mom you get is even worse than your last one...not that the one you have is bad...

I wish that I ruled the world.

Granted but than you'd be placed in advanced and than they;d give tou like 5 million papers of math.

I wish I could have a nice, female, soft-furred kitty.

Granted, but your crush is allergic to cats and can't come near you at all or else he'll have a severe allergic reaction.

I wish I could be a good friend.

((Aren't you already?)) Granted but since everyone already has friends you can't be a good friend to anyone.

I wish I had a non-borken pencil

{Hey, if everyone has friends, that doesn't mean you can't be a good friend..}

Granted, but it's completely coated in splinters and your hand is glued to it. And the splinters.

I wish that Sharpie was a different color.

Granted but it smells rly bad so you don't use it



I wish that I could speak to animals

Granted, but the animals don't like talking back to you
I wish I could turn into a cat but then turn back into a human

Granted but you become an outcast



I wish that gymnastics wasn't scary

Granted but when you tried out you failed. ( I couldn'think of anything else)

I wish that I knew what to say to my ex-friend.

Granted but your friends life is soo stressful she becomes mean and doesn't have time for ya.

I wish that I had a bigger locker.

Granted but insetead they just stare at you and make rumors.

I wish that I had a bigger house

((Actually I would love to have ghosts))

Granted but instead you get more annoying brothers.

{Wish?}

Opps, thought I put that.


I wish that my binders would disappear.

Granted, but now you've lost all your schoolwork and fail every course.

I wish that fly would die.

Granted but than all the flies come to mourn for him and now you have mroe buzzing around.

I wish that I didn't have so many pf my friends trusting me.

Granted, but now no one trusts you at all.

I wish that water wasn't colored weird.

Granted but now it's colred into your least favorite color and you think it's degusting.

I wish that I had more money.

Granted but your black. And people pick on you


I wish I was a cat

Granted but all dogs chase you and a ShadowClan cat kills you and you end up in the Dark Forest. >:D

I wish I had a bigger curfew.

Granted but you stay up so late the you fail a test and get held back in school



I wish that I had bunk beds

Granted, but the bed frames are old and covered in splinters and you are in constant paranoia of breaking them.

I wish the color of that crayon was black.

granted but it's a little cm-thick stub, have fun

I wish i had the willpower to carry out the motivation to draw right now

Granted but you draw so badly that no one likes you anymore


I wish that I could stay at the beach forever

Granted but a shark ate you so you are buried at the beach forever:( sorry

I wish I could have the exact life that I dream of having

wait...that didn't make sense. *You died on the beach and was buried forever*

Granted but once you overcome it you have the worst possible death. :( Soory mah dahling.

I wish that I could go to an amusment park right now.

Granted but when you get there your favorite ride gets closed so you don't want to go any more

Someone else make a wish

granted but this wish is transferred to you
(i made a paradox wish yeeeaaaaahhhhhh)

I wish people would stop saying "but not allllll men/white people/heterosexuals/cis people are like that" in debates

Granted, but the ones that are confusing become ten times more complicated.

I wish I had better fashion sense.