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Foaad
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Jul 14, 2015 05:03AM
Hi you little exquisite creature. You think you are good with words? Are you articulate, eloquent, or just a glib. Grab a cup of coffee and let us see how many one line stories can you come up with?
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@ Foaad Wow...That's a nice idea. Do we all have to write our own own line story or continue from the person who commented above us?
Yes. You have to write your own stories. Whatever genre you like.
There are two threads of this kind here. :D And we all gave up after two pages. :D :P
How come I didn't get the notifications. Well, Nigham is right. One liners are pretty hard to think of. I myself couldn't make more than 3. I guess, I better kill this thread. lol
Her emotions were priceless. That were her only living.
But they could deceive her when things come about taking decisions.
I promised I would wait for her forever.She kept me to my word.
For sale: baby shoes, never worn.-Ernest Hemingway
She painted the world in a thousand hues, yet she knew not a color to envelop the darkness within.- Off reddit
Hey. It's goin' okay.I remember this from somewhere:
"Trembling, they moved Lovecraft to nonfiction."
I saw him slowly drift away,from the eyes that were once windows to his soul.
Genio wrote: "He tried dying but died trying."nice ^^
As she sped,time ceased for her - but not for those she left behind.
Then she opened a tumblr account and got ALL THE INSPIRATION for suicide and stuff.
Once he had a life,long before when he did not have a facebook account
He sent her his picture but forgot to crop out his girlfriend. She, after seeing the picture, again felt the urge to kill herself.
"Raaaaaju!'', he heard. She was sneezing. (you guys need to make ONE line stories, not TWO!)
Her special sneezing was a case of Demon pox:D:D
Demon pox could only be cured by a witch doctor on mountEverest
But what she didn't know was that her doctor-mum had returned from hiking the Mount Everest,not shopping.
She was ashamed to ask her mum for medicine so she decided on stealing from her
She was walking down the street quietly, minding her own business when suddenly her whole world was turned upside down, the booby trap had been well hidden.
(GUYS IT'S CALLED ONE LINE STORIES FOR A REASON)A necromancer came out and said "Yes!You shall suffice.MUAHAHA"
The necromancer began to float up to the roof, when suddenly another voice shouted, "Stop!!!".
He looked in the direction from whence the voice came and saw Albus Dumbledore floating in all his bearded majesty.
When Albus saw the floating figure, he realised that the necromancer was his ex-boyfriend from his youth!
(Before anyone objects, dumbledore is gay according to Rowling)
Who is the feared GellertGrindelwald,trying to do somesoul catchin.(For godsake guys ONE LINE STORIES)
Dumbledore whipped out his wand and shot a burst of light at GellertGrindelwald.
GGW then Started to dance on Star wars theme because he had been jinxed
Thenthe addict boy cam outta nowhere and saidhe wasLuke skywalk(er,1 line so...)
GGW said he hadnrecently escaped Nurmengard and wanted a soul.
Eminem and 50 Cent arrived and began a rap battle, with the loser having to give his soul to GGW
Then an invisible stranger shouted," What in the name of insanity is happening?"(Also, as long as we put one full stop at the end isn't it still one line? Do we actually have to write words that 'fit' into one line on the screen? I don't get it.)
(Why are you guys even continuing the story?? the OP explicitly mentions how 'many' stories you can come up with, not that whether you can make one whole story composed of one lines [duh])
Everyone stopped in their tracks and tried to find out where the speaker was.
(Well i noticed that but everyone was going along with it so i was like:why not?Liked that part about 50cent and Eminem)Then a dementor comes outta nowhere and gives them both a kiss and GGW goes all like:AWWWW.
Ozair wrote: "(Well i noticed that but everyone was going along with it so i was like:why not?Liked that part about 50cent and Eminem)Then a dementor comes outta nowhere and gives them both a kiss and GGW goes ..."
Ahahahaha XD
But then,seeing their souls being sucked would not have been much of an 'aw' moments :|
Erm...should I continue the story?
But before they could be Kissed,someone shouted,'Aveda Kedavra!' And the Dementors fell dead.
(Ok that's two lines but...One Line is not fair >< I always considered it One-Sentence)
(This is GGW we're talking about,so he won't care so much about their souls getting sucked as about getting their souls UNLESS he likes rappers like 50cent or Emenim And then that someone go's like:oops i meant Expecto patronum,but oh well it worked didn't it....
