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Ask Iris
Me: Three Words. I LOVE RAINBOWS <3333!!!!
Me: so,Iris,u know when ppl send Iris messages to each other,does that mean u can eavesdrop on what they're talking about?
Iris: Of course!!! It's SO much fun on rainy days!!!Me: Umm, better be careful what you say...
Percy: Iris messaging someone just became my last option of communication.....Me: where do all the drachmas go to?
A: Its like asking where does all the food goes you burn at the brazier!
Iris: To ROFL of course!! BTW we are having a sale on our special muffins. Get one today!!!
me: I think ill pass,no offense intendedzoe: what is in them? you know what, never mind. ill just buy one
Me: Do you REALLY think that's a good idea?Iris: Oh they're great! They might taste funny, but that's just you being enriched!
Me: now I really don't want oneZoe: can I get a sample?
Iris: Sure!! These are gluten-free, no-sugar-added, vitamin-enriched, soy-free, goat-milk-and-seaweed-based cupcake simulations. All natural!!! I can have Fleecy send one to you right away!Me: Good luck...
Iris: We also have other items like rainbow merses!Me: Not again with the man purses!
Iris: Oh they're wonderful!!! They are rainbow tie-dyed with beads and meaningful slogan like "Hug the whole world" and "Peace over war any day." No offense Ares, if you're listening, but to be fair, you usually don't say nice things about peace.Me: *shakes head*
me: ill take one. I like that kind of stuff. here is the moneyzoe:to bright. to hard to hide in the woods
Iris: I'll have Fleecy send you one right away via Iris message. GO RAINBOWS!!!!!!!!Me: I have to agree with Zoe, too flashing in a 'SAVE THE WORLD!!' sort of way.
zoe: you just cnt hide them while on a hunt. more earthy colors like green and brown make better hunting bagsme: thx so much!!
zoe: what did I get into? she is crazy
Iris: If you want to, you can become immoral and join my staff at ROFL. Helping to spread peace for... A long time!!!
Iris: I was talking about you Crystal, you would make a GREAT employee! And to answer you questioned Jenny, they all go to ROFL.
Iris: Best thing is, you'll be safe from monsters VIA RAINBOW POWER!!!!!!!!!
Iris: Any idea for those drachmas your talking about, Jenny?
Iris: Just come to ROFL and well, say there forever! Won't that be fun? You can always contact your family using your own iris-hotline. Make sure your ready for a new peaceful, vegetarian lifestyle!!
me: I was vegetarian once so it shouldn't be to hard. *travels to ROFL*
Iris: WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please ignore the angry monsters outside, they just want to come in, use the restrooms, and not buy anything!! How disrespectful.
me:they r rude. thanks for letting me workzoe: what did u do
me: but think about the poor little animalszoe: they will live and be fine
Iris: *cough* She is part of ROFL now. And we believe in peace for ALL species.
zoe: artemis is who I am withme: go rainbows!
Iris: That's the ROFL spirt!!!!!!!!
Me:*Cracks up at ROLF*Artemis:*Looks strangely at Audra*
Iris: Rainbows make rain days beautiful and make people smile, do you WANT to have a miserable life? Respect rainbows!!!
me: that is sad. then buy a crystal! great for making rainbows!
Iris: Then put in a drachmas and talk to anyone you want too, they're awesome!
Stephanie wrote: "Iris: Best thing is, you'll be safe from monsters VIA RAINBOW POWER!!!!!!!!!"Me: I love RAINBOW POWER :D
Percy: u really don't want one of her cookies........or her bags........
So iris why can't you make mor rainbows where I live ?
Iris: it depends where you live Anas, how many rainy days do you have?
A: Gosh, these mortals; have they no knowledge of Science?? Anyway, Hey Iris! Long time no see? Howz ROFL going??
Now,who's up for asking questions?