Books and Writing discussion

Hey, so I saw this on another group and thought it would be pretty fun for us! So it goes like this:
First Person: I wish I had some chocolate!
Second Person: Granted, but you're a dog, and the chocolate kills you.
I wish that I could fly!
Third person: Granted, but it is very cloudy today and you get lost in the clouds, ending up stranded in the Bermuda triangle.
I wish I had a pony!

And so on! I think it should be pretty fun, if enough people participate. I'll start us off:

I wish I had owned Barnes and Noble and Scholastic!

Granted but you would be so obsessed with the books that you would shrivel up into a pile of bones in the corner of the store.

I wish I could use hypnosis.

Granted, but every time you use your powers, a puppy dies.

I wish I had a secret horde of chocolate in my own personal cavern.

Granted but every time you eat a piece you gain two hundred pounds



I wish I was a Disney princess

Granted, but your prince never comes and you die a miserable death in whatever castle or tower that you're in and you're a macabe princess, that's a zombie with a dress made from bones and souls of the dead.

I wish that I could sing better.

( Kay that was a little harsh) granted, but everyone else can sing better than you crushing your dreams landing you in a job at McDonald's


I wish Miley Cyrus disappeared off the face of the earth

Granted, but then she'd return as a twerking space princess, looking for revenge on you for banishing her. You'd be killed by Miley buttcheeks.

I wish I had some Chinese food right about now....

Granted, but that was the last of the food on earth and we will all eat you first


I wish I had blood of Olympus

Granted, but then you'd be banned from all bookstores, and you'd never have a copy of Allegiant, because everyone has also been forewarned not to let you read it, causing you to pirate it off the internet, getting you arrested for life for illegal trafficking online.

I wish I could just stay locked in my room with awesome music, good food, and a bathroom and never be bothered ever again.

Granted, but you will never get a boyfriend, get any of the new release books, see the last known living unicorn, or discover that people have superpowers, you shall be a hermit forever.

I wish I was an animagus. (not a bug, thats gross)

Granted, but you'd turn into an incredibly farty weasel (such as in House of Hades) that nobody likes.

I wish Shinedown would release a new album.

(polecat) Granted, but it sounds like you threw a cat into a washing machine for example. MEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW! HISS! gargley drowning sounds!


I wish i could be swift as a coursing river, with all the force the great typhoon with all of the strength of the raging fire mysterious as the dark side of the moo

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Granted, but this would make you part of a YA novel, meaning that you're just fictional, meaning you don't exist.

I wish for constant inspiration for my writing. (Btw, this isn't part of the wish, but I actually did just find a band that inspires me. Try some stuff by Two Steps From Hell.)

Granted, but you get so inspired your brain explodes! PEW!

I wish i had some tea, a nice fire and a book

Granted, but the tea is disgusting, your book is burned in the fire, and you throw your tea onto the fire, resulting in you having none of those previously wished for items.

I wish my dad would stop hatin' on the new band that I like.

Granted, but your dad disappeared off the face of the planet. (shame too, your dad is pretty cool)

I wish i had manageable hair (without being bald)

Granted, but you have a peach fuzz head.

I wish the walls in my room were black or dark red.

Granted, but they were painted in the blood of your best friend.

I wish I had floating jello

Granted, but you could bounce straight off the Jello and die.



I wish I had my own private library.

((Harsh Carls, yet quite lovely and comforting at the same time :D))

Yeah, I kinda thought so too

Granted, but having a "private" library would mean that none of the books in your library could be shared with or read by anybody else, so you'd essentially be a literature hog.

I wish I could meet the players in Two Steps From Hell.

Granted, but you'd be so excited that you would start babbling on and on and on until you bored them to sleep.

I wish I had an iPhone.

Granted, but you'd be attached to the hip with it, causing you to miss out on years of your life, including your marriage and kids.

I wish I could meet Edgar Allan Poe.

Granted, but then you'd be so obsessed with your new writing piece that you'd become a hermit and no one would ever get to read it.

I wish I had a new book to read.

Granted, but then when you got back, all your work would be so dark that anyone who reads it would be scared to sleep at night.

(Sorry about the first one, my iPod had a glitch and it showed me something else)

's all good ;). I'm okay with that. Some of my earlier stuff was really dark, and my friend seriously felt like he needed to burn it, hehehe :D

Yeah, I freak my friends out sometimes with my ideas.

Never Fear Osiejay! We are all completely normalized by your frequent, dark, depressing, and yet very compelling literature, and in case you haven't noticed I just used pig Latin! I hope you all read that because i will not be doing that again!

Yep, that pretty much sums it up.

oh yeah @peacerose, if you think you freak people out, you should see how people react to my plan for world domination

Oh really? You have a plan?

Yup, josie can vouch for me, it;s pretty impressive if i do say so myself

Sounds like it.

it tis

It is, ArleyCay :D. I ovelay igpay atinlay :)

Voila. My proof

THINE PROOF OF THE AGES!