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Naomi
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Jun 10, 2009 07:06PM
just do your mama jokes and lets see who's the best
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Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
YO MAMA IS SOOOOO FAT, WHEN SHE WALKS OUTSIDE IN HIGHHEELS, SHE STRUCKS OIL
yo mama is so fat when she went to the beach the whales sang we are family
yo mama is so stupid she thinks cherios are donut seeds
yo mma is so flat she's jelous of the wall
yo mama so stupid she got ran over by a parked car
YO MAMA IS SO POOR WHEN SHE PUTS OUT HER GIGARETTE SHE GOES WHO TURNED OUT ALL THE LIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mama so smelly her poo was glad to escape
yo mama so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.
Breaire wrote: "haha thats so NOT funny!"u hav nutin better
Your Mama So Fatwhen she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
yo mama so fat she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.
Breaire wrote: "SO! WHO CARES IT IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING FUNNY!"i dont giv a joke. and its not about being funny its about making the other person not being able to giv a comeback so dont play if your just gonna say ur bad cuz u hav to play to say thats bad
well then lets play and no saying "oh thats bad" and all that crap kuh-pesh?
yo mama so fat she needs a map to find her butt.
r u gonna play or not cuz ur getting very ah-noying 2 the max
yo mama so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.
is ur mom dead or something cuz those r the peeps that h8 this game if not why do ya h8 it
Yo Mama so huge that God created her...and on the seventh day rested
Yo Mama So StupidI told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...
yo mama so dumb I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
yo mama so dumb she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.
not mean its a game! ur not supposed 2 mean them & if it bothers u so much then stop PLAYING!!!!
yo mama so fat when she dances the band skips
yo mama lips so big she can whisper in her own ear
yo mama so poor she can' even pay attention
yo mama so ugly, she walked out of the pet store and the alarm went off
instead of yo mamma, let's change it to yo dadda! you know, cause ladies rock =p =D
lets change it to like yo dad,mom, friend, cousin, teacher , etc.
... i will stick to yo mamma,
yo mamma's so fat that when she plays hop scotch she jumps from state to state!
yo mamma's so fat that when she plays hop scotch she jumps from state to state!
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yo mama so fat her fav color is long john SILVER!!!!
yo mama is so fat, when she bent over she got in trouble for selling crack!
