Ask Demigods discussion

Me: So basically, the fight will start between two people (or a group fighting, if many people are online). Demigods, Gods, whoever can come here and solve their disputes in a 'diplomatic' way :D

Hecate: Why do the battles have to be diplomatic? (puts machine gun away) Dang it!

Me: That was sarcasm....

Hecate: YES! (brings out machine gun) WHO WANTS TO DIE FIRST?

Me: Hecate, no one has challenged you yet.

Hecate: I HAVE BEEN CHALLENGED BY DUCKY!

Me: She didn't challenge you, Hecate. NOW PUT DOWN THAT MACHINE GUN! I SPENT ALL DAY PAINTING A CAT STATUE FOR SOCIAL STUDIES! I NEED A BREAK!

Hecate: (shoots koala bear) I'M BORED!

Me: Hecate, give me the gun. (takes gun from Hecate)

Hecate: :(

Ares: i challenge percy to a duel to the death

Hecate: ONLY I AM ALLOWED TO BEAT UP GROVER! (unfreezes Grover then freezes him again) I FORGIVE YOU NOW, KHIONE!

Me: Hecate, unfreeze Grover RIGHT NOW!

Hecate: Fine. >:( (unfreezes Grover)

Me: I CAN MAKE YOU DO ANYTHING I WANT WITHOUT ANY FEAR WHATSOEVER! hehehe

Hecate: DON'T PUSH IT.

Hecate: *growl*

Me: >:( DON'T PUSH IT.

Hecate: (grows fifty feet taller) GASHBEEN, DON'T PUSH IT.

Me: hehehe Um, okay, I get it now. (slowly backs away)

Hecate: I WANT TO BULLY GROVER!

Me: NO!

Hecate: YOU'RE LESS THAN WORTHLESS, GASHBEEN!

Me: :( *SOB*

Hecate you are kind of evil...

Me: Soo...who's exactly fighting??

Me: REYNA, WHERE WERE YOU TODAY?

Hecate: Hecate is mad right now. Hecate's head was cut off by a weird man. Hecate killed the man by shooting him in the face.

Me: She's talking in third-person right now? Schist.

Me: I GOT A BULLY HAT! I WON THIS BATTLE ALREADY KHIONE.

Me: HAHAHA! FEAR MY BULLY HAT!

Me: It's a party hat but I call it a bully hat cause I did a group project at school and we called it a bully hat. AND IT HAS AWESOME POWERS!

Me: *gives Reyna a bully hat*

Hecate: I HAVE A BULLY HAT TOO!

Me: ONLY REYNA AND I HAVE TRUE BULLY HATS!

zeus: THIS SEEMS LIKE A DANGEROUS DISCUSSION..
me: Agreed.

ZEUS: ACTUALLY A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY IT. AND GUESS WHAT.
ME: no really guess...
ZEUS: I DON'T CARE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

me: ?? what?

Me: THEY HAVE MAGIC RAINBOW PARTY POWER

me: Oh, well I don't believe need is necessary. Maybe she wants one. Cause guys are just filled with drama.

Me: I'm never gonna get a REAL date... :(

Me: me neither. *forever alone high five*

Me: SINGLE LIKE A PRINGLE!

me: yeah...pringles...THEY HAVE MUSTACHES!...yup forever alone. :'(

Me: LETS EAT

Me: SINGLE PRINGLES UNITE!

Abby(Connor Stoll) wrote: "Me: SINGLE PRINGLES UNITE!"

me: YES! *punches the air*
zeus: DON'T PUNCH MY DOMAIN!

*punches air many times*

ZEUS: *GRUMPY FACE* *THUNDER*
me: *giggles*

Reyna (Lacy) wrote: "Abby(Connor Stoll) wrote: "*punches air many times*"

I will see you at your funeral."

me: rofl
ZEUS: *GROWLS*
me: you sound like a dog
ZEUS: SHUT UP ALLIE! NO ONE LIKES YOU.
me: T.T

ME:ZEUS THAT WAS HUGE MISTAKE!!! *summons hell hounds and makes them drag Zeus to the ground* see us in deh under world!!!

me:*starts randomly punch in the air and dancing*

zeus: HECK NO! *GOES BACK TO OLYMPUS*
ME: hehe

me:I CHALLEMGE ARES!!!

me: heh. yeah good luck... *whispers she's dead*

me:^-^
I shall not be weaker than a weed brained male

me: haha good one!

me:LOL THAT WAS SO RANDOM I SWEAR I JUST TYPED SOMETHING AND DIDNT PAY ATTENTION XD

me:...BWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Me::p ya feelin ok there Alls?

Me: heh. yeah just you know a random outburst of laughing *tries to stop laughing*

Me: u mean like

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

me: *laughing again* hehe yes haha BWAHAHA hehe
ZEUS: SHE"S CRAZY!!!!!!!!!

Me:HEY HELL HOUUUUUNDS!!!

Me:COME HERE BABIES!!!!!