Talk It Up discussion

All those times when you wanted to have an evil scheme on someone but couldn't think of something? Well today's your lucky day! Post your evil problem and the rest of us will plot along with you.

*Note there will be a lot of MUHAHAHAHAing here. Please accept that and move on.

Everyday after-school when I'm with East. She's super spoiled, so I never regret making fun of her. Sometimes.... But still, she can be really mean, but I guess that's cause she's never lived in the real world until I met her.
And once, we decided to scare our little cousin. She's spoiled too and she was really afraid of dogs, so... well... we tried putting her in Blackie's den to scare her. We ended up getting in trouble.

I see. So evil plotting time?

Sure.
Oh, then there was that one time when we played a prank on one of our other friends.
We gave 2 of our friends love-letters and said it was from the other friend. The first ripped it on sight. The second one actually thought it was real. I made East tell him.

Hahahaha. LOL

I made the second one, and it was pretty dumb. I drew hearts on it and wrote something about Smoochy hunny-buns, and some other things. I'm pretty sure I would have hit east and said,"Do you think I'm an idiot or something?!". But, apparently the people we gave it to were idiots.

Thank you.

So I have this friend and she used to be practically my sister, last year. This year, she dumped me for the popular kids. She's reallllllyyyy pretty and everyone THINKS she's super nice, but they don't know that she's secretly a backstabbing little monster.

I have NO clue how I want to get back at her for totally ditching me. I've thought of murdering her in her sleep, stabbing her to death (in the eye with a butterknife of course aha) and drowning her in a pit of lava, but I can't actually pull any of them off, sadly.

So I just watch her every day in utter jealousy and disgust while she steals my friends and acts really snobby.

Oh, oh! I could! I'm especially good at evil plots!

I have some really awesome friends right now. I think the strange ones stick with you the longest. *East*

I IZ CURRENTLY FEELIN PRETTY LONELY WITHOUT........WELL, PEOPLE.

SHIT, I'M SO SORRY, THAT WAS MONTHS AGO...

Woah, so fast? Man, this is embarrassing....