Amazingness and Reading discussion

So I saw this on another group but thought it was cool;)

Someone wishes for something. The next person grants it but gives them a curse as well.

Example:
Person 1- I wish I could sing
Person 2- granted but then you would be to shy to perform, I wish I could breath under water
Person 3- ect. Ect.

Get it? I'll start:

I wish I could breath under water.

Granted but you can no longer breathe air

I wish I could be famous

Granted but you would get stalked by paparazzi

I wish I could read City of Heavenly Fire right now!

Granted but that's the only thing you can read for the rest of your life
I wish I a baby turtle would call me mommy (seriously this is a lifelong wish)

Granted but as soon as you marry him you will get murdered by Mara

I wish I was rich

Granted but then you would get robbed

I wish I didn't have to go to school

Granted but you'll be extremely stupid

I wish I was tall

Granted, but you will be over 10 feet

I wish I could move to Europe

Granted but then Ash would die

I wish book characters were real

Granted but then no one would take you seriously EVER

I wish I had no school

Granted but then all the scenarios in the books would be real.

I wish I could go to school with Asa Butterfield.

Granted but then he would annoy you

I wish I could fall asleep.

Granted but Freddie Krueger would kill you.

I wish I had a baby elephant.

Granted but when it grew up it would stomp on you

I wish I were a Greek god

Granted but you will be cast out of Olympus

I wish doctor who was real!

Granted but the bagel will be old and moldy XD
I wish I had a never ending supply of candy

Granted but you couldnt eat any of it

I wish I could have a smartphone

Granted, but it would never hold a charge

I wish my sister would go away and leave me alone

Granted, but then EVERYONE would leave you alone and never talk to you
I wish I didn't have so much homework!

Granted but then you would have to go to school 24/7

I wish I had blue eyes

Granted but they will look hideous

I wish I could be young forever

Granted but then all those you love will die around you

I wish I had more time to read

Granted, but then everyone around you would grow old and die
I wish I didn't have to wake up sooooo early!!

Granted but then you wouldn't be able to wake up at all. (A very Sleeping-Beauty-Curse)

I wish I could be a Hogwarts-pupil!

Granted but the government will hunt you down and do experiments

I wish I knew more languages

Granted but everyone around you will get sick/hurt

I wish that I could write a book

Granted but you have to watch it without sound

I wish I could go on a shopping spree

Granted but you will have no more money afterward
I wish I lived inside a book

Granted but you will never see any family members or friends again
I wish I get really good marks in school !

Granted, though you will do badly in sports, and stumble often.

I wish I could dance well.

Granted, but you will spend all your time dancing and never read books !
I wish I had a sister :p

Granted but you would break both your legs the first time you went to dance

I wish I lived in a mansion

Oops sorry :/

Granted but she will annoy you to no end

Granted, but you will have to spend all your time cleaning.

I wish I had Peeta Mellark.

Granted .. But katness would shoot you with one of her arrows XD
I wish I were in college

granted but you would have no time to read

I wish I could spend one whole day reading without anyone bothering me

Granted, but you wouldn't have any access to a bathroom or food. MUAHAHAHAHA!!

I wish I smelled like gingerbread. I know, I'm weird. xD