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"They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?" - http://coolfunnyquotes.com

Dear math, please solve your own problems, Im tired of solving them for you

Dear math, please stop looking for your x. She broke up with you for a reason.

Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.

"Let's eat grandma!"
"Let's eat, grandma!"
Punctuation saves lives.

His family is the reason I was stuck in a tomb for over a century. - Pearl (Vampire Diaries)

This could be considered funny or isnpirational.


"Sometimes willpower is really more like won't-power"

-The six rules of maybe by Deb Caletti

Jot a quote but I count stop laughing when Daemon and Dee were fighting about ice cream at Optician the lux series...

"I can't believe you ate all the ice cream, Daemon!"I cringed and stopped inside the dining room. There was no way I was going into that kitchen."I didn't eat all of it.""Oh, so it ate itself?" Dee shrieked so loudly I thought I heard the rafters in the ceiling shake."Did the spoon eat it? Oh wait, I know. The carton ate it.""Actually, I think the freezer ate it," Daemon responded dryly. 

"Sometimes I pretend to be a ninja spy when I'm walking through my house..but I always blow my cover when I run into the wall."
~Quote by DreamerGirl aka Me.

I speak from experience....

For all the cat lovers out there:

"Dogs may have masters, but cats have staff"

"How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, when it takes a whole box to start a campfire"

"Don't Underestimate Human Stupidity"

"The Road to success is always under construction"

"I love mankind...its People I can't stand!"

“She wanted me to betray you guys, and I was like, 'Pfft, right, I'm gonna listen to a face in the potty sludge'.”

“With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.”

MiMi wrote: "For all the cat lovers out there:

"Dogs may have masters, but cats have staff""

Hahaha XD

I don't think he meant to kiss me," I said finally.
"What? Did he slip and fall on your mouth? Those things are known to happen.”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Obsidian

Pippin: What's that?
Merry: This, my friend, is a pint
Pippin: It comes in pints? I'm getting one!