role playing discussion

Story:

Welcome to Aperture labs test subject! Here you will be put through numerous tests to help us with science of the future. Although many will seem hard, just remember that at the end, you will be rewarded with cake! So enjoy your st....

The cake is a lie, The cake is a lie, The cake is a lie.

Characters

Amateur class: Test subject, AI* core

Elite class: Aperture employee

Legend class: AI leader

*AI means "artificial intelligence

If you need to know what class you are, please check player details

New Player
PIKMIN AI
AI core
((isn't this basically portal))

New Player
Glados
AI leader

New Player
Connectoid
AI core

New Player
Leo
Test Subject

We need 1 Test subject before we can begin

Connectoid: Hello, and welcome to the most magical place in the universe! (spoken in robotic accent.)

Leo: Oh. Hello. (Has a robot translator)

PIKMIN AI:so, you use that gun thingy to make portal thingys and then go through them to get to the next area
(( i will call him PAI for short))

Leo: That sounds like a great adventure! (Smiles)

Connectoid: But we haven't even shown them the lovely self destruct buttons. (shows Leo his self destruct buttons) Press it.

Leo: Um.....okay. (Presses button, and blows something up into tiny bits)

Connectoid: (the million pieces turn out to be tiny robots and connect into a humanoid shape) Oh how I love exploding.

Leo: That's a great device to use. (Looks at the humanoid shape with interest)

Leo: So, when do we get started? I want to do more of this stuff! (Looks at the AIs with interest)

Glados: Fools! stop messing around. Test subject #3759172989436975 needs to start his testing.

PAI: NOW SHOOT THE PORTAL GUN TO GET OUT OF THIS ROOM

Leo: Alright. I'm ready.(Takes heavy breaths)

Connectoid: I love blowing up! (presses a button and he blows up, then the portal gun blows up releases a puff of smoke that can be seen miles above the ground.)

Glados: Connectoid, you no longer are needed in test chamber 45. Please meet me in my office. (drops floor beneath Conectoid)

Connectoids little particles in unison: We!!

Leo: "Oh no. My tour guide is gone. Who will guide me through the test simulator?" (Panicking)

PAI: I CAN STILL GUIDE YOU, IDIOT

Glados: This is a system operation test. That means the the testis complete able without cores. Sadly, they insisted

Leo: Oh....so how will this work, Glados?

Glados: You test and I record results

Leo: Ok. Were do we start, sir? (Interested looks at Glados)

Connectoids eye spy drone: It's super fun!! (blows up)

Leo: (Laughs at Connectoid's drone and then stops abruptly) Sorry, sir.

Glados: The test begins wherever I want it to begin. Cores, use the knockout gas.

Connectoids other drone: Here we go!! (blows up releasing knockout gas.)

Leo: Wait....what? (Faints because of the gas and starts to groan)

Game: When Leo wakes up, he finds himself in a room. the only object in the room is a strange handheld device on a pedestal. The only exit is a door on the ceiling.

Connectoid: Welcome to the impossible room! ( said a little to happily, chained up on the wall.) I blow up in 30! (starts counting down.)

Leo: Oh, my head, oh. (Groans) Wait...what's this? (Picks up the device and turns it around from side to side)

Connectoid: 25... 24...

Glados: (Through hidden speakers) You have acquired the handheld portal device. please do not break it. It is quite a costly repair.

Connectoid: 20... 19...

Leo: Alright, then. So how does this work? (Taps button on the device)

Glados: figure it out quickly, this time the charge is deadly

Leo: Uh..... (Keeps tapping on the buttons until it suddenly turns on) Woah.

Connectoid: 10... 9... 8...

Glados: While you're dying, how about I tell you a couple of facts? The portal gun was made as a multi-million dollar research project in Brooklyn

Connectoid: 5... 4... Would you like to restart the clock?

Leo: Yes, please, I would like to do that.

Leo: (Takes the portal gun and fires the protal towards the side of him) Here we go! (jumps into the portal)

Glados: I see you have discovered the usage of the handheld portal device. Congatulations (blows confetti from ceiling)

Leo: Yay, I feel so special! (Smiles with glee)

Glados: Don't look so happy. There are still more tests

Leo: Oh....alright were do we go to next?