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Dec 09, 2013 12:48PM
Me: How's life—I mean...Death, Death?
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Dull boring and grey Other then the fact I get to see the world its pretty boring
Thanatos: Ah Bob. I heard that you changed your name. Personally I like Hypnos better but Bobs cool
~Nobody~♫'Cause Tonight I'm Feeling Like an Astronaut♫~ wrote: "me: DO YOU LIKE PUDDING"Me: Who doesn't
Thanatos : Agreed
Thanatos: well she is the wife of the god of death I don't blame her
Me: Same here.
Hecate: NO ONE INSULTS MY BEST FRIEND!
Hecate: NO ONE INSULTS MY BEST FRIEND!
Thanatos: no need to be angryMe: I'm scared
Me: This is Hecate. Hecate, I'm sure -
Hecate: I don't talk to people who are boring.
Me: Since when is Thanatos boring?
Hecate: Since the first century...
Hecate: I don't talk to people who are boring.
Me: Since when is Thanatos boring?
Hecate: Since the first century...
Me: DEATH!
Hecate: YAY! WHERE? -_- THERE IS NO DYING HERE! :(
Hecate: YAY! WHERE? -_- THERE IS NO DYING HERE! :(
Me: That was too much to read. What's it about?
Hecate: She didn't read it at all.
Me: NEITHER DID YOU!
Hecate: I'm a goddess! I don't have to read it!
Hecate: She didn't read it at all.
Me: NEITHER DID YOU!
Hecate: I'm a goddess! I don't have to read it!
Thanatos : soo many words. Whats the point of this mortal.
Thanatos:The mortal Nobody
Hecate: Oh, there's no mortal around here? Okay! :)
Thanatos : Tell that to the billions of souls I've collected Nobody
Hecate: Mortals have no purpose in life except to worship us gods, especially me.
Me: Hecate! That's mean! :(
Hecate: Umm...why should I care?
Me: Hecate! That's mean! :(
Hecate: Umm...why should I care?
Me: Sorry he gets like that sometimes Thanatos: That's right I'm the god of death! I'm suppose to be mean
Thanatos: Why are you looking at me. Hecate is supposed to be the goddess of farming and stuff and she's mean as tartarus himself.
Hecate: I'M NOT THE GODDESS OF FARMING! I'm the goddess of the crossroads, magic, sorcery, witchcraft, and necromancy, I represent the dark side of the moon and can control the dead. I have been given a piece of the heavens, the seas, and the Underworld. I helped Demeter find her way to Helios, who knew where Persephone was. I'm their besties! :)
Me: You sounded so serious until that last sentence.
Me: You sounded so serious until that last sentence.
Hecate: I AM NOT AS MEAN AS TARTARUS! I'M NOT PURPLE, MY FACE DOESN'T KILL EVERYONE ON SIGHT LIKE MEDUSA OR SOMETHING, I AM NOT MARRIED TO AN OLD CRONE THAT'S THE EARTH ITSELF AND WANTS TO KILL US ALL, AND I DO NOT HAVE THE DEADLIEST CIRCULATORY SYSTEM IN THE UNIVERSE! Good enough for you?
Thanatos: See what I mean. Even Hades doesn't bother her .Me I'm still scared
Hecate: *sigh* I don't know how I do it, but I made the god of Death himself afraid of me.
Me: You're scary, that's why.
Hecate: WHAT? I AM NOT SCARY!
Me: (hides under bed)
Me: You're scary, that's why.
Hecate: WHAT? I AM NOT SCARY!
Me: (hides under bed)
Me : Gashbeen its okay ; Hecate you don't do that to your hostess. Out of all the goddess I thought you had more manners :(
Thanatos : Ha ha ha the goddess got told by a person she is said to be able to control. A GHOST. How powerful are you now o mighty goddess?
Hecate: Huh? Oh, did that ghost say something? I'm sorry, I wasn't gracing the ghost with my presence because the ghost doesn't deserve my attention. But let me tell you this, ghost; it's called tough love.
Me: Hecate, it's not love at all!
Hecate: I know, I know. What else am I supposed to say?
Me: That the ghost has no right to be poking into your business?
Hecate: Ghost, guess what? I won't erase your existence from the universe this once. Next time, I'll turn you to nothing.
Me: Hecate, it's not love at all!
Hecate: I know, I know. What else am I supposed to say?
Me: That the ghost has no right to be poking into your business?
Hecate: Ghost, guess what? I won't erase your existence from the universe this once. Next time, I'll turn you to nothing.
Thanatos: Yes! Finally I have something to do while waiting for someone to die! Thank you brother.
Gashbeen(Hecate) wrote: "Hecate: Huh? Oh, did that ghost say something? I'm sorry, I wasn't gracing the ghost with my presence because the ghost doesn't deserve my attention. But let me tell you this, ghost; it's called to..."Thanatos : That ghost is personal friends Death himself and Bob. You think you can destroyed him ?
Me : Thanatos don't challenge her.
Babafaba(Hypnos),aka Awesome Bob wrote: "Smilytheghost ( Thanatos) wrote: "Thanatos: Ah Bob. I heard that you changed your name. Personally I like Hypnos better but Bobs cool"What? I never changed my name, brother! Awesome Bob is the n..."
A: By 'force' you mean 'Begged'!
Me: OH MY GOSH SHE HAS A POSTER?!?!?!A: *defensive* Ofcourse!
Me: Uhh..*handles them like they might be explosives* Thanks Hypnos!*muttering* All the lizards will in my room will run away with these...
Thanatos: Can I have a poster brother?
So.....this is a really important question.Are you ready?
Do you believe that statues have rights and can have music preferences?
Ooo wait!Do you wear boxers with little skulls on them?
AND
do you prefer Greeks or Romans?
BTW,welcome to the group!
Do you believe that statues have rights and can have music preferences?
Ooo wait!Do you wear boxers with little skulls on them?
AND
do you prefer Greeks or Romans?
BTW,welcome to the group!
Ι didn't ask you so please,stop talking!
PercyJackson(Terminus) wrote: "So.....this is a really important question.Are you ready?Do you believe that statues have rights and can have music preferences?
Ooo wait!Do you wear boxers with little skulls on them?
AND
do y..."
Thanatos: I have never really thought about a statue before.
Second I'm not sure if I want to give you that info. But I will tell you this... they don't have skulls.
Hecate: I blasted you, Hypnos, so you would stop apologizing.
Thanatos: Hypnos stop it! I would regret having to collect Jenny's soul before her time!Me: aren't you not allowed to tell them?
Thanatos: I did not tell them.
Thanatos: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa COOKIE!!!!!!!Me:............. he really likes cookies
Thanatos: Brother I forgot to tell you that mother invited us for dinner. * Summons a mountain of cookies and jumps in * Me: you will never see him again.......
Hecate: (eats all the cookies) Delicious! NYX? Wait, I think I was invited as well...
Thanatos: I think you were Hecate..i think :lMe: Gashbeen save your mortal self! Don't go. Its the reason I'm a ghost.
Thanatos: Nonsense that not the reason... I think :l
Me: Hecate, can I NOT go?
Hecate: I never liked Nyx. Sure, you don't have to go! You don't deserve the burden of Nyx.
Hecate: I never liked Nyx. Sure, you don't have to go! You don't deserve the burden of Nyx.
Thanatos: That's my mother you witch *blasts Hecate* speak with respect.Me Oh gods.... * runs away *
Hecate: She might be my mother too, you know! I'm confused as to whether or not Asteria is my mother.
