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Hylian Princess
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Jun 22, 2009 06:48PM
these are strangely funny for some reason.
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"If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris"
Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.
Who would win the race between Ironman and Superman to the moon?
Chuck Norris
There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's not pushing himself up. He's pushing the Earth down.Global warming does not exist. Chuck Norris got cold and turned the Sun up.
(At WalMart, there's two posters full of Chuck Norris jokes- that's where I got these jokes from!)
